[exclaiming, laughing]
[groans]
Whoa! What is that, yo?
It looks like some kind of alien spaceship.
Oh, how wonderful.
Perhaps these aliens are the peaceful kind
that enjoy playing that
[singing] ♪ Do do do doo do ♪ song.
If Hollywood movies have taught me anything,
it's that space aliens only come here for one reason,
to replace us!
Well, no alien is replacing me.
[screaming]
[grunts]
Greetings, Earthlings.
We are the Nerdlucks.
Oh, my goodness. I know these guys.
They're the aliens from Space Jam.
What's a Space Jam?
It's only the greatest sports movie of all time.
Sorry. Never heard of it.
- Me neither. - Nor the I.
How have you never heard of it?
It stars Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan?
Oh, yeah.
That's the dude who sells all them shoes.
Oh, I wish to watch the movie about the salesman who plays the basketball.
Well, we happen to own a copy on VHS.
But our VCR is busted.
No problem. We've got a VCR in the tower.
We can watch it there.
- Yeah, let's check this out. - Oh, yeah!
- Excellent! - Let's do this.
Wait, are you guys crazy?
Inviting these aliens into our home is a horrible idea, Titans.
How do we know we can even trust them?
Just sit down and watch the movie, dude.
[Beast Boy] Oh, yeah. Space Jam!
No.
[Cyborg] This is Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam.
Now let's fast forward to get to the good stuff.
[Michael] I just feel at this particular time that I reached the pinnacle
of my basketball career and I must retire.
Holdup. MJ is retiring?
Nice going, Cyborg. You skip to the end of the movie.
Nah, this is the beginning.
But he said he was the done playing the basketball.
Yeah, he says that a lot.
Anybody this, except for one person, and, uh,
but I think I'm gonna go and play professional baseball.
[reporter] What position will you play?
[Michael] I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.
I think that'd be kind of hard for me to pitch,
so I think I'm gonna play the outfield now.
No way!
There's an amusement park in space?
And look, it's named after Robin.
Ha. Very funny.
But mark my words, Titans, you're all making a huge mistake.
[alien kid] Woo-hoo!
Let's get out of here, Dad, this stinks.
Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
Are you listening?
Did you hear him?
That little brat is right.
I've told you, if I've told you once...
Yo, that's Danny DeVito.
My dude played The Penguin.
[mimics The Penguin] Man, where's Batman. [Growling]
I told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times!
We need new attractions.
- Right! - New ones.
Uh-huh.
Get it?
Big, shiny new things. Yeah.
Absolutely, sir.
Look at me. Look at me and listen.
- The customer is always right. - [screaming]
[both] Right.
What is he the doing?
He's.
But is so bad for you, yo. [Shudders]
[all] Right.
- Okay, we need something... - Oop!
My bad.
- We need something... - [Bupkus shrieks]
Nutty.
Nutty?
I hopes ya'll don't mind, but I loves counting butt shots in movies.
That's one.
- Something wacky. - [Nawt] Wacky.
We need something, something, something, something...
-We need something- -Looney? Oops.
Looney. Thank you.
Looney?
I'm an elk! Shoot me!
Yes! Looney! Yes!
Now you're talking. Looney.
Looney. That's it, that's the word I was looking for, Looney.
- Get the Looney Tunes. - Looney Tunes!
Bring 'em here.
Sir, just noticing, sir.
They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?
What did you say? What if they can't come?
Uh-huh?
- Make 'em. - Cool.
Make 'em.
[Pound] We're gonna get 'em.
We're gonna get 'em. Yeah, right.
[crowd cheering]
Cyborg's fun fact.
The number 45 was Michael's high school jersey number.
Strike!
[cheering, applauding]
Looks good in a uniform.
Looks great. Can't teach that.
Can't teach it.
Podolak!
Podolak, come here.
- I'm sorry I didn't mean... - Come here.
Yes, sir?
I want you to make sure that nobody bothers Michael.
I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
The happiest.
Slider. Don't swing.
Strike three!
- I told you not to swing. - Couldn't help it.
I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.
[crowd cheering, applauding]
Wow. Everyone's so supportive of Michael striking out.
I believe they are hoping to get the free sneakers from the nice salesman.
We're not worried. We're not worried.
- Good job, Michael. - Get out there, Michael. Don't worry.
Good try. Good hustle.
Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
That was a strike out, Mike. That was a good-looking strike out. Real good.
I mean, you look good when you strike out, man.
When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man.
At least you look good, man.
[grunting]
Hi, Mr. Jordan.
Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan...
[screaming]
[Stan moaning]
Ow, jeez.
[moaning]
You all right? That was a nasty fall.
Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan
I'm the Barons' new publicist.
I'm here to make your life easier.
You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere.
You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids,
I will do it.
I knew I recognized that dude.
That's that fool from Jurassic Park, yo.
I am here to personally guarantee
that no one will ever bother you.
[crowd exclaiming]
Friends, look. It is the Santy Claus.
Ho, ho, ho.
What was that?
Hang on.
[all] Hanging on.
Why is Looney Tunes in the center of the Earth?
Because it's the looniest place the writers could think of.
- [exclaiming] - Oh. Whatever.
- Bombastic. - Cool.
[all screaming]
[Bugs panting]
[Elmer] All right, you irascible bunny. Come back.
Ho, ho. There's my man Bugs.
I'll be with you in a second, folks,
after I finish with nature boy here. Oop.
All right, pesky wabbit. I've got you now.
Here's a fun fact.
Bugs Bunny got his name when legendary animator "Ben-Bugs" Hardaway
drew a sketch of a rabbit which got labeled
by his fellow coworkers as Bugs' Bunny.
And Elmer Fudd was originally named Egghead.
Ouch.
Hmm.
One small step for moi!
- [all] Moi! - One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
- [all cheering] - [screams]
And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.
Diminutive. Ain't they?
- We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. - Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
Have you seen him?
Where is this guy?
[Blanko] Is he around?
Hmm... Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny. Say, does he have great, big long ears?
Like this?
[all in unison] Yeah.
And does he hop around like this?
[all in unison] Yeah.
Well, does he say, "What's up, Doc?" like this?
[chomping] Eh... What's up, Doc?
[all in unison] Yeah.
Nope, never heard of him.
[all in unison] Aw!
You know, maybe there is no intelligent life
out there in the universe after all.
♪ La Ta Tee La Da Da ♪
[Pound] Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
Ah-ha! Even more proof that these Nerdlucks are evil!
Ah, Bugs kinda had that coming.
Okay, bunny.
Gather up your Tune pals.
We're taking you for a ride. [Chuckles]
Totally. All right. [Laughs] So, like, where we goin'?
Are we there yet?
[Stan] Ah, I'm really sorry it took so long, but, you know...
[Jordan] Sherm, Sherm, don't, don't worry about it.
[Stan]...that exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked. It was like...
[Jordan] Hold. Hold on. Right here.
- [Stan] What, here? - [Jordan] Yes. Right here.
Oh.
So that's MJ's house?
He must make the modest of the salaries.
Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.
- It's Stan, Mike. - I'm sorry.
But that's all right. You can call me Sherm if you want to.
Because I followed your whole career
- and I just think you're the greatest athlete that's... - Stan! Stan, Stan, Stan.
That's ever lived.
Gimme that remote! I wanna see more Bugs.
[Daffy] Stop the music!
- Top duck comin' through! - Hey!
Jeez! It's gettin' so a guy
can't even get himself wet around here!
So, what's the big emergency?
Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement.
Here you go, shorty.
- [indistinct chatter] - All right. All right.
[clears throat] You, all of you,
are now our prisoners!
See! I told you they want to abduct us!
[all laughing]
[Sylvester] Ooh! We're in big trouble now.
We are taking you to our theme park in outer space.
No fooling.
Where you will be our slaves
and placed on display for the amusement
of our paying customers.
Oh, fear clutches my breast. [Laughs]
Okay. If these Nerdlucks are so friendly,
then why is Bugs chained up?
He's just doing a little street magic.
But they just called all of the Looney Tunes their prisoners!
It's all part of the act, yo.
I don't know. Something smells fishy...
That would be your breath, Robin.
We ain't a-goin' nowheres!
Whoa guns!
How bouts we make this a bit more kid friendly?
That's better.
Oh.
[all gasp]
Eh, not so fast, doc.
You just can't turn us into slaves,
that would be bad.
You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves.
Oh, yeah? Who says?
- [Nawt] Says who? - [Bang] Why?
That's another one!
[Bugs] Just a sec.
There! Read em and weep, boys.
[Nawt] What's this?
[all] "Give them a chance to defend themselves."
[grunts] Do we have to?
- It's in the rule book. - It is.
Okay. It is in the rule book.
Uno momento! We have to confer.
Cyborg fun fact.
This scene is a reference to the 1970 movie, Patton,
which won Best Picture.
But do you know which 2018 movie
should have won best picture?
All right, troops.
It is for us to choose
a battlefield that affords us...
Oh! [Stammering] I got it.
Yes, Private Porkster?
[stammering] How about we challenge them to a spelling bee?
Say... We could have a bowling tournament.
[laughing]
[lisping] Sufferin' Succotash! What's wrong with all of ya?
I say, we get a ladder,
wait till the old lady's outta the room,
then grab that little bird.
- [wheezing] - Whoa! Whoa!
Take a deep breath, Sly!
Okay, let's analyze the competition.
Hmm. That's a good idea.
Now, uh, what are we lookin' at here?
[Sylvester] Let's see.
We got a small race of invading aliens.
Small arms! Short legs!
- Not very fast. - Hmm.
Tiny little guys.
Can't jump high.
Hey! They's just described you, Robin.
[laughs sarcastically] Very funny.
[all] Uh-huh.
We challenge you to a basketball game.
All right. Basketball it is!
- Basketball! - Oh boy, oh boy.
All right! What is basketball?
- What's that? - Beats me.
- We didn't have that in school. - I have no idea.
- What? - Lights!
Pardon me! Oop, sorry.
Hey! Down in front!
[grunts]
[narrator] An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity...
And the game is on!
No good!
Over here! Over here! Over here! Over here!
And nothing! Still can't get it in the basket. Man!
Looks like the crowd is having none of it.
From downtown... Boom!
[narrator] ...Association.
Featuring the best players in the world!
- The best players in the world. - The best!
[crowd cheering]
- [Bupkus] Excuse me. - [Nawt] Excuse me.
- [Bupkus] I'm so sorry. - [Blanko] Sorry.
[Nawt] Excuse me.
[Bang] Ouch! Get your feet out of my nose!
[Nawt] Be quiet, they're looking!
Hey! It's basketball.
- Where? - Whoa! Now what?
[Nawt] Hey hey!
Fun Fact. Patricia Heaton
starred on the sitcom, The Middle,
which was filmed next door
to the offices of Teen Titans Go!
- [Pound] What? What? - [Nawt] She's looking again.
- [Bang] Close it up! Close it up! - [Blanko] Tightly.
[Bang groans] You poked me again.
- Sweetheart. - What?
I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
This is as good as I could get.
This guy next to me
is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Pop quiz time.
Dan Castellaneta is the voice of which famous TV dummy?
If you guessed Robin you'd be wrong!
Robin isn't famous at all.
Honey, will you just let me watch the game?
Barkley's killing us!
Hey! Someone's killing someone.
No. Seriously?
Wow! A killer! Let me see!
There! That's him. The killer.
- [Nawt] He's big. - He's good.
He's mine!
[Nawt] Okay. Go get him!
[Pound] Yeah! Watch out! [Grunts]
- [Nerdlucks groaning] - [Nerdluck Pound] Hey! Watch it!
Come on. Get back on defense.
Why isn't the crowd shocked
that he just got an alien up his nose?
You can't shock these people, they're New Yorkers!
[crowd cheering]
What are you doing?
Time out! Call the time out!
What's wrong with you, man? You're killin' us.
- [Bang] Let him in! Let him in! - [Nawt] Open up!
[both] Open!
Wow! He did it.
I got it! I got his talent.
Super.
- Sit down, Chuck. - Hey, man. I'm fine!
- Charles. - I am fine!
No, no, no, no! I'm playing you too many minutes.
- I'm not tired! - Go get the doctor.
What's up, baby? You all right?
- Yeah, man. - Sure?
Yeah.
Come on, we're okay. You're okay.
- You're all right. Come on, let's go. - Yeah, man.
He catches the ball like friend Robin!
[giggles] With the baby hands!
[giggles]
Come on, Patrick. It's showtime!
You guys suck!
Popcorn!
Okay. Okay.
Now, which of you maroons
has ever played basketball before?
- [indistinct chatter] - I have, Coach.
And there's an important
strategic question I need to ask you.
Yes, yes?
What do you think?
I'm kind of partial to purple and gold myself.
It goes better with my coloring.
- A-one, two, three, four. Disco disco duck! - Guys! Nice outfit, Daffy.
[stammering] The little aliens say it's their turn to use the court.
Yeah, sure.
Let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
[all laughing]
[Bupkus] Whoooa!
[all groaning]
Ah!
[laughing maniacally]
[roars]
[grunting, groaning]
[laughs wickedly]
[roaring]
[Looney Tunes gasp]
Holds up! So you guys have the ability
to steal our talents
and turn into monster versions of us?
That's right.
Then what are you the waiting for?
Yeah, we want to see what you guys look like as us.
No, no, no. This is a terrible...
Nah, don't listen to him. Go for it!
Okay, if you say so.
[grunting transformation sounds]
Whoa! Booyah, dude!
[laughing]
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
That's what's up! [Laughs]
This is the amazing...
Ha-ha! Huh? Hey! What gives?
Why do they have cool new talents and I don't have any?
[laughs] That's 'cause you got stuck with Robin
and he ain't gots no talent. [Laughs]
I do too have talent. Check this out.
And slide, eeeyyy, ooh-ooh, hooma-chaaa!
[gagging noises]
Dude, you gotta stop.
Let's just get back to the movie.
Hey, little pig...
- Boo. - [screams]
[stammering] I wet myself.
[Monstars laughing]
Time to play a little basketball.
[yells]
[Looney Tunes yelling]
Those little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!
[stammering] They're monsters!
Sufferin Succotash! They're monstars!
See, Titans? They're monsters!
No, they're Monstars.
That's like a whole letter difference.
Eh, I think we might need a little bit of help.
Okay, little fella.
Hey, it's Bill Murray!
I love Bill Murray.
- That dude's my hero, yo! - Hero?
But he does not have the superpower.
Oh, yes, he does.
Bill Murray's superpower is being Bill Murray.
You my friend, or you my enemy?
You are my friend, right?
You are my ally.
Classic Jordan versus Bird!
That dude's a bird?
Now I see it!
Draw the feathers
and there's the very large beak!
But I'm not sure how he lays the eggs.
Larry Bird doesn't lay eggs.
He lay-ups!
You are my associate,
my personal assistant.
You are my weapon.
You are leaving.
[all] Oh.
- Great shot. - Oh, nice shot, Mr. Murray.
[Bill sighs]
Cyborg's Fun Fact.
Bill Murray's hat was invented in 1880 by Robert W. Patton!
Who used to predict weather for The Seattle Times.
[Michael chuckles softly]
- Good try. - Not bad. Not bad.
[Bill] Something for you all to shoot at.
- Hit it good, Larry. - Do my best.
It was a good shot.
Yeah, I know.
Mike, I gotta ask you something.
The NBA has to face reality.
What's happening to these players is serious.
They're gonna need new players with talent,
guys who are skilled, but never really thought about a professional career before.
You think I got a shot?
Come on, really?
- No. - Don't kid me.
Listen, it's a man's game, and you can't play.
What if I tried really hard?
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hit this ball.
It's because I'm white, isn't it?
No. Larry's white. So what?
Larry's not white, Larry's clear.
- Good shot, Larry. - That far?
Get inside of this ball.
[Larry] Ooh, you clowns can't beat that.
It's the best shot I ever hit.
Ugh, golf is so boring.
Well, of course it's boring.
The movie's got NBA players, space aliens and the Looney Tunes.
If they made the scene any more exciting, the audience's head would explode.
You feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't you?
Just gotta start looking for some more dominant players
in places they never looked before.
Just look at the ball.
Visualize the shot where you want it to go.
Right, right, right.
Be the ball.
- Be the ball. - [Michael] Get off the tee.
- Why? - [Larry] You can't jump.
I... Yeah. Go on.
Close to the pin.
[Bill] Close to the pin, for dinner?
- [Larry] Sounds good. - [Bill] I'll go close to the pin.
- [Michael] Okay. - I'll take some of that.
[Bill] That's not bad.
[Michael] It's a good shot.
Get down!
Look at that spin.
Hey. Since when are golf balls magnetic?
Come on.
It is alive!
[laughing, cheering]
- [Michael] My first hole in one. Yes! - [laughing]
- [Larry] Oh! - [Bill] Don't say it.
You ever see this before?
Larry?
Nothing but the bottom of the cup.
- [Larry] Oh, God, that's his ball. - Yeah, yeah, it's my ball.
- Sorry. - Wait, wait. Let me get a picture.
All right, here we go. You're gonna smile.
You're reaching... You're reaching for the ball and then you smile.
- Okay? - Yes.
And you think this is good.
- [Michael] Just take the picture! - All right, okay.
Uh-oh.
[Bill] What kind of camera is that?
- Just a regular... - Would you not point that at me please?
- And close the lens cap. - I didn't do anything...
Where'd he go?
[screaming]
Fun fact... The temperature at the center of the Earth is 9,800 degrees.
[Michael screaming] No, no, no, no!
[screaming]
Oh, look out for that first step, doc. It's a real lulu.
Bugs Bunny?
Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?
You're a cartoon. You're not real.
Not real, eh?
If I weren't real, could I do this?
[smooches loudly]
Ugh! [Spits]
Oh, look. Is that Michael?
It's Michael! [Chuckles]
Why is Sylvester in the sewer?
He's getting ready to ambush Tweety.
[blows raspberry] Bah!
Okay, but why is Taz in the mailbox?
Because Tasmanian devils are the number one cause of mail tampering.
Come on, Raven. This isn't rocket science.
[Taz] Basketball!
Ooh! I thought I saw...
I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
Eh, pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
Can I have your... [stammers]
Your John Hancock, please?
Back off! Let the doctor take a look.
Woops!
A little high.
- No. - Going down.
- Woo-hoo! [Laughs] - [yelling] No!
- Oh! - [laughing]
So... what do you say we go for a little spin?
Yes.
Hmm.
Now, let's see what we got inside here.
[yodeling]
[Daffy] Say "ah".
All right.
He's okay!
What's going on here?
Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask.
You see, these aliens come from outer space
and they want to make us slaves in their theme park.
Eh, what do we care?
They're little. So we challenge them to a basketball game.
But then they show up and they ain't so little.
They're huge! We need to beat these guys,
because they're talking about slavery.
They're going to make us do stand-up comedy,
the same jokes every night for all eternity.
What's he whining about?
I know comedians who would love that kind of job security.
Entertainment is indeed the toughest of the businesses.
We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform
for a bunch of low-brow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens!
Eh, what I'm trying to say is...
We need your help!
Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.
Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
[all laughing]
Stop the movie!
If I laugh any harder, I's gonna pee myself.
Oops.
[chuckles] That Bugs Bunny is pretty loony.
You want to see loony? We'll show you loony.
[growling]
[screaming]
[cheering]
You guys want to watch more of the movie?
[all] Yeah!
Mike?
Michael, it's Stan.
It's Stan Podolak.
Look, I need you to come out now, okay?
Because you've got a baseball game tomorrow.
I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up.
You think Michael's all right?
Boy, I hate to leave him like this.
I'm sure he's fine.
I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
Oh, God. He's pathetic, isn't he?
Larry, I'm going to give us both twos back there.
- We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt. - I think that's fair.
Yeah.
Come on, Larry Bird! To the Batcave!
[indistinct chattering]
Look, I want to help, but I haven't played basketball in a long time.
My timing's all off.
Eh, we'll fix your timing.
Look at our facilities.
We've got hoops.
[Elmer] We got weights.
We've got balls.
Whoa!
You sure do.
This place is a mess.
Mess? You're worried about a little mess?
There's nothing here a little spit-shine wouldn't fix.
- Spit-shine! - Spit-shine!
Remember, kids,
when your parents tell you to clean your room, just give it the old spit-shine.
[Taz groaning]
Lemony fresh.
You guys are nuts.
[stammers] Correction. We're Looney Tunes.
And as such are the exclusive property
and trademark of Warner Bros Inc.
Ha-ha! Another butt!
Mmuah!
[gasping]
[roaring]
I'm here.
Me, too.
That hurt.
[growling]
Who are these guys?
Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about?
Oh.
You heard of the Dream Team?
Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.
Wussy man.
- "Wussy man"? - We're the Monstars!
M-O-N...
Let's see what you got, chump.
I don't play basketball anymore.
[mockingly] "I don't play basketball anymore."
Maybe you're chicken.
[imitates clucking]
I say, I resemble that remark.
You calling me chicken?
Hey, come here.
- Whoa! - [growling]
[laughing]
That's gonna give me nightmares.
[Michael screaming]
Ooh! Watch the footwork.
Can you believe it?
[Michael] Whoa!
Get out of the way!
[screaming]
Ah!
[Pound] Hey, everybody!
Look at your hero now.
[Monstars laughing]
You guys are making a big mistake.
You're all washed up...
- Baldy. - "Baldy"?
He's not washed up. Michael's the greatest ever.
- Shut up. - Doh!
[Tweety whimpering]
My poor little cranium.
You okay?
Yeah. Are you okay?
- Hey! - Whoops.
[stammers] You're not scared of them, are you, Michael?
[chuckling, growling]
[gasping]
Let's play some basketball.
[Looney Tunes] Yeah!
[panting]
What do you doing?
I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.
Oh.
[yelling] He's fixing a divot.
[indistinct chattering]
Fun fact... Schlesinger Gym was named after Leon Schlesinger,
who was the original producer of The Looney Tunes,
and the gym is modeled after a Warner Brothers sound stage.
[clamoring]
Has anyone here ever played basketball?
- Um, I have... - [indistinct chatter]
I'd like to try out for the team.
Hey.
Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.
Lola?
[giggles] Yes?
Hello.
Eh, my name is... [belches] Bugs.
[giggles] - [clears throat]You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?
- "Doll"? - Uh-huh.
On the court... Bugs.
Sure.
- Oh, she's hot. - [sizzling]
- Ready? - Yes.
- I got it, I got it... - [all laughing]
The girl's got some skills.
Yes?
Don't ever call me "doll."
Indeed, she is not one of these
or these, or any of these.
- Check. - [chuckles]
Hey, nice playing with ya.
She's... leaving?
Yeah! Because one single basket automatically gets you on the team.
Well, no wonder they need Michael so bad.
- Mais oui! - Okay. Where's the ball?
- Let's do some drills. - [Daffy] Yeah, let's do that.
[grunts]
Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
Uh, sneakers?
- [Foghorn Leghorn] Oh. - Sowwy.
Someone's gonna have to go to my house
and pick up my basketball gear.
- To your house? In 3-D land? - [Michael] Yeah.
Would somebody get this guy a mask? Ugh.
And whatever you do
don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
- [lisping] Your shorts? From college? - [Foghorn Leghorn] Ooh-hoo.
I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
[gagging]
So why can't Michael get his own basketball shorts?
Beats me.
I too am the very lost.
I've seen this movie a hundred times
and I still don't know why he can't go back home.
Well, we were in the movie and we don't even know the reason.
Well, we can go online, get more information on the film.
[exclaims nervously] Titans. Can I have word with you?
Listen up. I think these aliens have something sinister planned with this website.
Why else would it still be around after all these years?
Because it's super awesome. That's why.
But look! Jam Central.
They're probably using this site to jam our computer,
so we can't call for help when they try to replace us!
Stop being the paranoid, Robin.
Now let's figure out why MJ can't go back home.
[Raven] Hmm. Here we go.
It says here that Michael had to join the Looney Tunes
because they wouldn't let him go.
Oh, now I get it!
In order to prevent themselves from becoming prisoners,
the Looney Tunes had to make Michael their prisoner.
Oh, yeah! That makes total sense, yo!
And look! It says here that the Michael Jordan's lawyer
originally came up with the idea for the Space Jam.
Well, if anyone knows comedy, it's lawyers.
Okay, Titans. You got your answer.
Now can we please get off this website before something bad happens?
Not yet, bro. I want to play some of them classic games.
[alarm blaring]
[exclaims] I knew it!
This website is trying to hack our computer!
Relax, dude.
The computer is probably just having an issue with the outdated software.
[shouts] We can't take that risk!
We need to shut it down now!
[groans, grunts, exclaims]
Is he the dead?
Mm, no. He's still breathing.
Great! Let's get back to the movie.
[Daffy lisping] The view back here stinks.
[Bugs] Whoa!
- [Daffy] Whoa! Oh, what? - We're right in front of Michael's house.
- I knew that! - [Bugs shushes]
Okay, let's go in this way.
[Daffy] I say let's go in that way!
[Bugs] He just never learns.
[Daffy] Now, let me see.
I must be very, very, close.
- [low growl] - Mother!
[Daffy Duck yelling, exclaiming]
[Bugs singing]
Nice digs.
[knocking at door]
Well, well. I wonder who that could be.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Shh! Everyone's sleepin'!
[sighs] I knew that.
Come on! Come on! We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.
Now, spread out and search the place.
Yes, sahib.
[sighing] Oh, brother!
Here I am, in the peak of my form,
- playin' second banana to some sort of a hare-brain. - Yap, yap, yap.
Hmm. This could be useful.
Ah-ha!
Michael must really love underwear to keep it in his trophy room.
[Bugs] Oh! One of his shoes.
[Daffy] Nope. Nope. Nope.
Where is that other shoe?
[calling] Where are you?
Eureka!
Come to Papa.
[groans]
Nothing to see here, kid. We're just breaking and entering.
What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy.
- Catch, featherhead. - Thanks.
Well, time to go.
Did we get everything?
[both] The shorts!
[Bugs] In there?
Okay, I'll check.
[growls]
I found... the shorts.
[yelling] Whoa!
The pain!
I'm right behind ya, pal.
[Bugs] Eh, that's none too reassuring.
[Daffy] Nice puppy.
How's about a bone?
No dice.
What about a nice holiday ham?
He ain't buyin' it.
- Can't we talk this over, Rover? - Down, Beethoven!
Ooh! The kids are here.
Give it to me, Charles.
[pants]
- Here you go, Bugs. - Yeah! Thanks, kid.
Shoo! Shoo!
[Daffy] Bad dog!
That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children!
- [Bugs] Bye-bye! - [Jeffrey] Hey, where're you going?
Well, uh, you see,
the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game comin' up,
and, uh, your dad's gonna play.
All right!
Yeah! But don't tell anybody.
Isn't it weird that these kids have, like, no reaction
to an animated rabbit and duck in their house?
No, Raven. There's nothing weird about seein' a bunch of cartoon characters
stealing your dad's stuff and then telling you not to say anything about it!
[Stan] This is it! This is it! [Sobbing]
I don't know where you are, Michael,
but wherever you are, you obviously enjoy being there!
More than spendin' time with me!
You better hope this Jordan character
still knows how to play hoops.
[Bugs] You and me both, brudduh.
[Daffy] Listen, how's this for a new team name,
"The Ducks!"
Please!
What kind of Mickey Mouse organization
would name their team, "The Ducks?"
[Daffy] So sue me. It's just a suggestion.
[Bugs hums a tune]
You're doin' it!
You're becoming mighty! Go!
[Porky Pig stutters] Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.
Ha! That's two more butts!
[Richard Simmons] I don't hear it! What is it?
- [Foghorn Leghorn] Come on! - Now shake it, - keep on sweating!
Eh, guys?
[all] Yeah?
Look who's finally ready to play!
Let's see if I remember how to do this.
Yes!
[speaking indistinctly]
[claps furiously]
Michael!
Is it really you?
[yelling] Oh! [Sobs] Thank God, you're all right! You're all right!
Oh-ho-ho. I was so worried.
Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.
- Sorry. - What are you doin' here?
I gotta take you back. You've got baseball practice.
I can't. I'm helpin' my friends in their basketball game.
Let me get this straight...
First, Michael quits the NBA to play Minor League baseball.
Now he's quitting baseball to play cartoon basketball for free?
Yup! His career is really going places in this film!
If it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.
I mean... Let me help! Let me help! I could help! I can help! Let me help!
[chuckles] What can you do?
Well, you know, I mean... I may not be very tall,
but I'm slow.
- And large. - And a dork.
I'll do anything, Michael! Anything!
- Anything? - Anything.
Come here. Come here for a second.
- Sit right here. - [chuckles exultantly] Okay.
Okay, no problem.
All right! All right. Let's go, team! [Chuckles]
You know, if somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes.
I'm a cheerleader.
Holds up.
So the big game takes place in Looney Tunes land?
Yeah, so?
So, why'd they call this movie Space Jam?
When the Jam doesn't take place in space?
Because "Looney Tunes Land In The Middle Of The Planet Jam"
doesn't have a nice ring to it, Raven.
[grunts]
Yes!
[grunts]
Butt shot!
[groans, growls]
[groans, wheezes]
Just get out of my way.
- Ready? - [all] Yes!
Let's go.
[crowd exclaiming]
[snores]
Okey-doke. Ready to go?
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Riot!
[clears throat]
[in an announcer voice] Ladies and gentlemen
the starting lineup for...
The Tune Squad!
[Looney Tunes cheering]
[Herbie] Standing two-foot-four,
The Wonder From Down Under...
The Tasmanian Devil!
- [crowd cheering] - [Herbie] At small forward,
standing a scintillating three-foot-two...
the "Heartthrob of the Hoops,".
Lola Bunny!
[crowd cheering]
[Herbie] At power forward,
the "Quackster of the Courts," Daffy Duck!
Thank you. Thank you!
Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.
[Herbie] And at Point Guard,
standing three-foot-three
four feet if you include the ears...
Co-captain of the Tune Squad... "The Doctor of Delight,".
- Bugs Bunny! - Thank you! Thank you!
[chittering]
And now
the player-coach of the Tune Squad
at six-foot-six from North Carolina,
his Royal Airness,
Michael Jordan!
Who? Is he a Looney Tune?
Uh... Well... [clears throat] Perhaps.
[Taz wheezes]
You guys ready?
I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.
Those Monstars'll wish they'd never been born!
- Guys, let's just go out and have fun. - [all] Yeah!
[Herbie] The challengers for the Ultimate Game
all the way from Moron Mountain.
Oh, come on! More introductions?
Relax, girl!
They're getting folks hyped up for the game!
[all] Yeah!
[chanting] Go, Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, Monstars! Go, go!
[growls]
What are you looking at?
[growls]
[gasps]
[chuckles]
Cool shoes.
[chuckles]
Uh. Ugh.
Ready?
[Blanko straining, grunting]
[Pound growls]
I got it, I got it, I got it. I got the ball. I got the ball.
[Bang] Coming through, little boys.
Who do they think they are, the Detroit Pistons?
[Pound] Thank you. [Grunts]
[Nerdlucks] Yes!
Way to go, boys.
Did you see the moves on that one?
[Bang] Come on, come on, show me somethin'.
What you got? Come on, show me somethin'.
[Nawt] You ain't got no hands.
- [Pound] Huh? - [lisping] Whoops.
The duck!
[Pound] Yo, D-up on the duck, man.
[Monstars] Yeah!
- [Monstars grunting] - [Granny] Oh.
- [Monstars grunting] - [Stan and Granny groan]
This game is out of control, yo.
Call the Commissioner Gordon. Call him!
[mimicking siren]
Oh, my.
She was wide open.
[Nawt] Come on, baby. I'm open, I'm open.
Hit me up, hit me up. School's open, baby.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah!
[grunts] Ha!
[Monstars laughing]
[Nawt] Watch the screen! Watch the screen! Watch him!
Coming your way, coming your way.
[Pound] Hey, man, I'm gonna make him do something.
[Blanko] Get him!
[Nerdlucks whooping]
Wait. The Monstars are up now by six
and we're in the second period? How'd that happen?
Because this is the Ultimate Game.
It transcends space and time.
And apparently logic, too.
[panting, stuttering] Nice shot, Mr. J.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on. Get back on defense.
[grunts]
Way to go!
MJ! MJ!
[all] Red light.
Feed me! Feed me!
[lisping] Feed you? Feed me!
- [Sylvester groans] - [Tweety] Oops. Uh-oh.
Bad little putty tat!
[Pound] I'll take that, thank you.
Here, don't try this at home!
[growls]
- Wai... - You goin' somewhere?
May I remind you, sir,
that physical violence is patently against the rules?
Yeow!
Did you order original recipe or extra crispy?
- Let's go. Come on. - Me?
- Oh. Boy. I'm ready. I can do this. - Mouse?
You picked the mouse?
[sniffles] I love basketball. I've always loved basketball.
- Do you love basketball? - [Blanko] Uh-huh.
- You're big. I bet you're good at basketball. - [Blanko] Right.
I'm small, but I'll try really, really hard
- to be good at basketball. - Okay.
- Really I will. I always try hard. - Yeah.
My mom says "Try your best in everything you do..."
[groans]
[all gasp]
[Bang chuckling]
- Try to get by me, doll. - "Doll?"
- [grunts] - Whoa!
- [all cheering] - You go, girl.
Don't ever call me...
[blows] "Doll."
She is not the consumer product!
- Nice shot. - Thanks, Bugs.
Hmm? Where's your defense, boy?
I got you right here.
Call nine-one-one! [Grunts]
Piece of pie? Pork chop?
- Some sorbet, perhaps? - [Bupkus grunting] Yeah!
[Pound roars]
[roaring]
[gunshot]
Half-time.
[coughs]
Holey putty tat.
- [Blanko] We're better than them. - [Bupkus] Yeah, man.
We got it goin' on. One more half
- and we're on our way, man. - [Pound] We got 'em, boys.
Moron Mountain, here we come.
[baby voice] We're gonna be slaves.
Come on. Guys. Keep your head up.
Got whole another half to play.
[Monstars chatting indistinctly]
[Monstars chattering indistinctly]
[all gasp]
It's the boss.
[all] Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.
All right.
Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up.
Hey, no problem.
- We stole the... - We stole the talent, boss
from the best players in the NBA.
From the NBA?
And it was little, uh, uh, uh, grand-mama.
- What was it, Larry Johnson? - Shut up!
[sniffs]
I smell something.
It's probably all that nasty .
We have been playing really hard.
- [Bupkus] Yeah. - Not you, you idiot.
It's coming from over here.
- [sniffing, groaning] - [Pound] That locker!
[Monstars] Yeah!
- Look! - [gasps, whimpers]
It's the chubby boy.
Ah.
It smells like a spy.
[chuckles nervously]
[gulps] You guys need a publicist?
- I can make you big. [Chuckles] - [Michael] Look.
- I know we're down. - [Daffy lisping] Oh, yeah, let's hear the story.
But I've been in this situation many times before.
- [Daffy lisping] Oh, this is a piece of work. - We can still win this thing.
- It's not over with. We gotta come together. - [Daffy blows raspberry]
- [lisping] Oh, yeah. - We gotta believe in ourselves.
We can come back and win this game.
[lisping] Yeah, right. That's gonna help us.
[all gasp]
[mumbling]
[lisping] Looks like Stan just had
a close encounter with a bug-zapper.
[gasping] The Monstars. The Monstars! [Coughs]
[all gasp]
- [Daffy lisping] Ooh, that's gotta hurt. - [Michael] You all right, Stan?
[gasping] The Monstars.
[clearing throat] The Monstars
stole the talent from the NBA players.
[all gasp]
[all groan]
So that's what happened to those guys.
[stuttering] I think we should forfeit.
- [all] Yeah. - Listen.
I didn't get dragged down here
just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars.
I ain't goin' out like that.
We're lettin' 'em push us around.
[Bugs Bunny vocalizing and humming]
[Michael] We gotta fight 'em back.
We gotta take it to them.
We gotta get right in their faces.
- [Bugs humming] - What do you say?
Are you with me or not?
[snoring]
Eh, finished? Eh, great speech an' all, doc.
Eh, you had 'em riveted.
- But, er, didn't you forget somethin'? - What?
Your secret stuff.
[indistinct chatter]
[grunting]
Wow.
- [lisping] Whoa! Nice deltoids. - Play along.
Eh, stop hogging it, Mike. We're your teammates.
- [indistinct chatter] - Secwet stuff?
[Sylvester lisping] Secret Stuff?
You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
No, I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it.
I mean, you're so tough. You're competitive.
We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
- Hey! - Can I have a little drink?
I'd like some of that.
- If I could just... - [Lola] Yeah. Can I have a sip, please?
[lisping] You know, this goes against
everything they taught me in health class.
Do you wanna win or not?
Bottoms up.
- [Stan groans] - Yummy.
All right. How about we go out and kick some alien butt, huh?
Let's go! How about it, huh? Ready?
[all] Yeah.
[Yosemite Sam] Let's go!
Check out all those classic Looney Tunes characters.
There's lady head turtle body.
And the chicken feet man.
Whoa, this whole crowd is freaky, yo.
Looks like them animators just
copy-and-pasted these fools over and over.
[gasps] I never noticed that before.
This weirdo is over here, here, here, and here.
And these cats, and this guy, and her?
This is crazy, man!
Okay. Okay. Sorry. Back to the movie.
[growling]
[Pound] I'm open! [Grunts]
- [Bugs] Coming through. - Hey.
Bugs.
Special delivery.
- [all cheering] - [Sylvester] Great!
- Whoa! Boo. - [Nerdlucks booing]
[roars]
[gasps]
Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
Again with the guns?
Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I'll take care of it.
[Nawt, Bupkus groaning]
- [Pound] Let's teach them a lesson. - [Nawt] Ah, man.
[Pound] Hey...
Oh, man, look at that one.
[Lola laughing]
Nice butt!
[all laughing]
[Taz spitting, mumbling] Dunk.
[Bupkus] You ain't going anywhere, chump.
Hey! [Groans]
- [stuttering] Er, going up. - [Pound] You're mine, boy! Ooh.
- Slammy! - [chuckling] Yes!
Hello!
Cyborg's fun fact.
Pepe Le Pew was originally named, "Stinky."
Hey, he shares the same nickname as Robin.
Two points.
[Pound, Nawt grunting]
[groaning]
[Bang grunting and groaning]
[lisping] Ooh, this will be good.
[whooping]
Yo, check out that butt!
- [all laughing] - [bull snorts]
[growls]
[screaming]
- Okay, birdie. - Uh-oh.
- [screaming] - [Monstars gasp]
- [Tweety grunting] - [Monstars groaning]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[whistling]
I'm gonna step outside for a minute
to get some fresh air. Cyborg, you should join me.
No, thanks. I'm good.
- Ow! - It wasn't a question.
Okay, okay.
Here's the plan. I'm going to search their ship
- while you be on the lookout. - Fine.
[yelps]
What are you doing? You're supposed to be on the lookout.
Yeah, and I'm looking out to see what's inside this cool spaceship.
Fine. Then help me search for clues that will expose
what these aliens are planning.
They're not planning anything, dude.
All that's in here is stuff from the movie.
Aha!
Perhaps their secret lies in this bottle of secret stuff!
I wouldn't do that.
That water has been in there for like 25 years.
There's a secret in here. You'll see!
[gags]
Must get to secret.
- [vomiting] - [shudders]
Okay. But I wonder what's behind this door.
Wait. It says "Do not open."
Because they're obviously hiding something.
You were right!
[groaning]
Ow! Ow! Ow! [Screaming]
I was right.
Will you give it up, dude? They're not hiding anything.
Then what about this examination chair?
I'm sure they're planning to use this
to perform weird experiments on us,
- like replacing our bodies. - No, man.
That's just Daffy's chair. See?
[Robin screaming]
Ain't I a stinker?
[screaming]
Oh, good. They're back.
Now we can watch more of the movie.
All right, guys, we're right back in this game.
- Come on, now, let's play some tough defense. - [whooping]
Why didn't you get this guy?
[Bupkus] He's a baseball player.
Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
Looks like a basketball player to me.
Yeah, me too.
Shh! He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
- [indistinct chatter] - Hey.
Are you talkin' to me?
Yeah I'm talkin' to you. You want a piece of me?
Come and get it.
[chuckles]
Uh-oh!
What did you have in mind?
What about we raise the stakes a little bit?
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
Gross!
He just blew secondhand in Michael Jordan's face!
He is the worst of all the villains.
If we win
you give the NBA players their talent back.
But what if we win?
- If you win? - [Swackhammer] Uh-huh.
You get me.
Good deal, boss.
- [Nawt] I like that! - Eh, doc
you think that's a good ide...
[Swackhammer] You'll be our star attraction...
You'll sign autographs all day long.
[Monstars chuckle]
And play one-on-one with the paying customers.
How does he expect Michael to sign autographs
and play basketball at the same time.
Really? You're still asking questions, girl?
Don't you know by now that none of this makes sense?
It's Looney! Looney!
Deal.
[chuckles]
- [Pound] All right! - [Bupkus] Yeah!
[Nawt chuckles] The boss don't playin' do he?
I don't think you should have done that, doc.
I have faith in my team.
Crush 'em!
[Pound] It's feedin' time, boys! [Chuckles]
[stuttering] Ye-ga, er, ba-bee, er, ba-bee...
There's butts number nine and ten, yo!
I'll tell you brother, this match is gettin' ugly!
Oh, yeah! There's a chop to the head!
A body slam!
Another chop! A kick!
It's not looking good for the Tune Squad, brother!
[Daffy grunts]
But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today.
I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.
- [Pound chuckles] This is gonna be fun! - [Lola] I'm open! I'm open!
Lola! Lola! Heads up!
- [yelling] Oh! - [Pound] Belly flop!
This butt fills half the screen, yo!
[Pound groans]
[groans, gasps] Oh, my! Bugs!
[crowd gasps]
- Bugs! - Is this your man?
[chuckles]
[Lola] Are you okay?
Me? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
Oh, Bugs... thank you.
Oh... it was nothin'!
That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
[kisses, moans]
[makes lovestruck noises]
[sighs]
I need a break from all of this intense sports action.
You ain't kidding, mama.
All this suspense over who's gonna win
has got my tummy tied in knots.
I know how it ends and I'm still feeling anxious.
[indistinct chatter]
Dude, bad vibes.
I know what will calm those nerves.
Snack time, baby!
Help yourself to whatever you want.
[grunts]
[groans]
[grunts]
[yells]
Now, this is mine!
Mmm, peanut butter.
[burps fire]
[screams]
[struggling] Here we go.
Can you reach those chips for me, please?
[scoffs] Get it yourself.
But you're so tall and your hands are so big.
Really? You mean it?
You're also a strong leader.
And we can appreciate someone
who forces others to act against their will.
You would make a great Nerdluck.
Wow! You really mean that?
- [Blanko] Yeah, totally. - [Bupkus] Oooh, you'd be great.
Did you hear that, Titans?
Whatever.
You know what?
Maybe you aliens aren't so bad after all.
Told you there was nothing to worry about.
Now let's get back to the movie!
[overlapping indistinct groans]
[Daffy] I could have been a contender!
[Elmer] The Monstars! The Monstars!
[Witch Hazel] Clear!
Okay. We need a fifth player.
[Daffy] Hey, Coach, listen.
You got anymore of that secret stuff?
I think it's startin' to wear off.
It didn't wear off. It was just water.
You guys had the "special stuff" inside of you all along.
Yeah. Yeah. I-I knew that.
But, listen, you got any more?
- [Lola] Yah, I'll get a double one. - [Porky] Can I have some too?
- Stan? - Yeah! Eh, m-me?
- You're in at center. - [chuckles]
Just guard the big guy, okay?
Guard him? Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him!
I'll be all over him like a cheap suit!
I'll be on him like stink on rice!
I tell you, he's goin' down!
[Monstars grunting]
Michael, over here! Over here!
Over here, I'm open! I'm open!
[panting] Come on! Come on!
[Pound] Now, you got it! Get the fat one.
[Monstars groan]
Yes!
[crowd cheering]
[cheering] Ah-ha! Nice shot! [groans]
[Bang] Big man pancake.
Haha! Look they made a "Flat Stanley."
[all exclaiming]
[into microphone] Let's get him outta here!
[chuckling]
Eww!
[groaning with disgust]
Oh, my!
How'd he do that?
Oh, anybody could do that, doc.
Even you. Watch this.
Watch this.
See? No sweat.
This is Looney Tune Land.
Ten seconds to go? Thanks for tellin' me... doc.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Your Airness,
but if you don't find a fifth player,
your team will forfeit the game.
- Now the rules apply? - Forfeit?
Precisely, Sir Altitude.
No way. We'll find someone.
[singing] ♪ Da-Da-Da-Da- Da-Da-Da-Da! ♪
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I didn't know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture!
Hey!
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
That's our fifth guy.
Let's go. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go.
All right.
- All right. We need to score two points... - Here's how I see it.
- Duck... - Yes?
You kick it in to the girl bunny...
- Yeah? - Down in the post.
You dish it back out to the guy bunny.
- Got it! - You swing it around to Mike over here.
- Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. - You go to the hole and dominate!
- We're on defense. - [Tunes Squad] Oh, yeah.
[chuckling] Whoa, ho-ho. I don't play defense.
- Typical. - All right, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this.
- Listen up. - Somebody steal the ball,
get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out.
- Don't lose that confidence! Okay! - I won't. All right.
Paws and wings in here! All right!
Let's go.
[crowd cheering]
This is why I was born. I thrive on pressure.
Excuse me? Uh, uh, s-sorry!
Yo, yo, yo. Yo. Easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy, man. Easy.
Pardon me. Uhm, Mr. Murray,
something's really been buggin' me.
- Yeah? - Just how did you get here, anyway?
Producer's a friend of mine.
Just had a teamster come and drop me off, you know.
Uh-huh. Well, that's how it goes.
Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky fellow over here?
[chuckles]
Uh-huh.
[whispers]
Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's good! Oh, yes!
All right, let's do it! You the duck!
Now, let's all play fair. Here. [groans]
Yo, spaceman, don't choke now! Come on, come on.
- [Bill] Come on. Come on. Come on! - It's gut check time!
- [Daffy yells] - [Pound groans]
[Bill] This must be mine.
[yelling] Whoaho-ho!
This belongs to me. I'm goin' this way.
- I'm goin' left! I'm goin' left! - Look left! Look left! Yes!
Whoa-ho-ho! Don't ever trust an Earthling!
What'cha got?
[Lola] Mike! [Grunts, pants]
[Bang] Get the rabbit! Get the girl!
Come on! Come on! I'm open!
I'm o...!
- That's mine! - Not today!
- [Bupkus] Hey! - [Nawt] Come on! Ohh!
[Blanko] Bring it on, dude.
[Bill] Whoopsie daisy! Woo-hoo!
You're mine!
[yelling in pain]
Number twelve with the assist!
Mike, I'm open!
Never mind.
[grunts, groans]
[groans]
[crowd cheering]
[yells]
[all cheering]
[Titans cheering]
The Tunes win!!
This proves once again that Michael Jordan is the solution
to all of life's problems!
That was a great stretch for the basket too.
You know, you really got some skills.
You might be able to play in the NBA.
[panting] Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that.
But I'm gonna take this opportunity
to retire from the game of basketball.
- No, come on. Man. - No.
No, I'm gonna retire right now and that's all there is to it.
I'm gonna go out on top, undefeated and untied.
That's the way it's gonna be.
You go on ahead and celebrate with your teammates and...
No, come and help us, man. Celebrate with us.
No, I-I-I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees right away, okay?
They're startin' to go.
- All right. Good-bye, man. - All right. See you.
Are you sure?
Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.
And the best part of the movie has left the building, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, Bill Murray. You're a national treasure.
- Losers! - [Monstars in unison] Sorry.
Choke artists!
He's the real choke artist!
Makin' everyone choke on that nasty like that.
Mm-hmm. That ain't right.
The party's over! Get in the spaceship.
Why do you take it from this guy?
Because he's bigger.
He's bigger...
Than we used to be.
[Monstars in unison] Right!
What are you doing?
[Monstars in unison] Ooooooooh!
- Hey! Wait! - Come here!
- What are you doing? Wait! - [Monstars chuckling sinisterly]
No! What? Hey! Let me go! [grunts]
[indistinct chatter]
[yells]
[all laughing]
Had it in ya all the time, didn't you?
[Monstars groan]
One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs.
You gotta give my friends their talent back.
[in unison] Oops.
- Do we have to? - Yeah.
- It was part of the deal. Touch the ball.
[Monstars grumble]
[Bupkus] Oh, okay.
[Bang] Uh, fair is fair.
There you go. Touch it.
[Monstars groan, yell]
That was so much fun.
I feel so... insignificant.
My clothes don't fit.
- What a trip. - [chuckles] I'm up for another one.
Michael! Do you know what time it is?
[stuttering] Se-seven fiftee... Seven fifteen,
quarter past seven.
Exactly. You've got a baseball game in five minutes.
Okay. Take this.
Is it safe?
Yeah. Put in my bag.
It's kind of...
I really enjoyed playing with you guys.
- You guys got a lot of, uh... - [all in unison] Uh-huh?
- A lot of, uh... - [all] Yes?
Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
[chattering, laughing]
Well, gotta go.
- Bugs? - Eh, Mike?
- Stay outta trouble. - You know I will.
- [chuckles] - Come here!
- Ohh! - [moans]
[chuckling, chattering]
[Lola howling] Ah-hoo, hoo, hoo!
Wow! What a great movie!
You were right, Titans.
They didn't come here to replace us.
- Yes, we did. - What?
Why do you think we were so eager
to watch the movie with you?
We thought you guys just wanted to hang.
No. What we wanted was your powers.
[chuckles] And we can't believe you just gave 'em to us.
We heard you Titans were dummies.
But we didn't realize you were that dumb.
[laughing]
[Blanko chuckles] Yeah. Stupid.
Okay. You've had your fun.
Now give us back our powers.
You got it!
[Titans yell]
We're the Titans now!
♪ Go! ♪
♪ M-E-A-N, T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Mean Titans, let's go! ♪
♪ Mean Titans, go! ♪
[yelling]
[groaning]
Where are we?
Is it just me or does this place look familiar?
[echoing] See!
I knew those aliens couldn't be trusted!
Well, that's all, folks!
Eh, be-eh that's my line. Eh, be-eh that's...
Step aside, babe.
Let a star do this.
That's all... Whoa!
[Nerdlucks in unison] That's all, folks!
Can I go home now?
[驚呼，大笑]
[呻吟]
哇！那是什麼，喲？
看起來有點像 外星飛船。
哦，多麼美妙。
也許這些外星人 是和平的那種
喜歡玩那個
[唱歌] ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 歌曲。
如果好萊塢電影 教會了我什麼，
只有外星人 來這裡有一個原因，
代替我們！
好吧，沒有外星人取代我。
[尖叫]
[咕嚕聲]
問候，地球人。
我們是書呆子。
哦，我的天啊。 我認識這些人。
他們是外星人 來自 Space Jam。
什麼是 Space Jam？
這只是最偉大的 有史以來的體育電影。
對不起。從來沒有聽說過。
- 我也不。 - 也不是我。
你怎麼沒聽說過？
它由兔八哥主演 和邁克爾喬丹。
邁克爾·喬丹？
哦耶。
就是那個人 賣他們所有的鞋子。
哦，我想看關於電影 打籃球的推銷員。
好吧，我們碰巧 在 VHS 上擁有一份副本。
但是我們的錄像機壞了。
沒問題。我們有 塔中的錄像機。
我們可以在那裡觀看。
- 是的，讓我們看看這個。 - 哦耶！
- 出色的！ - 我們開工吧。
等等，你們瘋了嗎？
邀請這些外星人進入我們的 家是一個可怕的想法，泰坦。
我們怎麼知道我們 甚至可以信任他們？
坐下來 看電影吧老哥
[野獸男孩] 哦，是的。 太空果醬！
不。
[Cyborg] 這是 Teen 泰坦出發！請參閱太空果醬。
現在讓我們快進 得到好東西。
[邁克爾]我只是覺得這個特別 我到達頂峰的時間
我的籃球生涯 我必須退休。
耽誤。 MJ要退役了？
好樣的，鋼骨。你跳過 到電影的結尾。
不，這是開始。
但他說他已經完成了 打籃球。
是的，他說了很多。
任何人，除了 對於一個人，而且，呃，
但我想我會去 打職業棒球。
[記者]什麼 你會打位置嗎？
[邁克爾]我不知道。 小時候，我是一名投手。
我想那會很好 我很難投球，
所以我想我會 現在打外場。
沒門！
有一種樂趣 在太空停車？
看，它是 以羅賓命名。
哈。非常有趣。
但請記住我的話，泰坦， 你們都犯了一個巨大的錯誤。
[外星小孩] 嗚呼！
讓我們離開這裡， 爸爸，這很臭。
不要把我帶到這裡 沒有了，好嗎？
別把我帶到這裡 不用了，好嗎？
你在聽麼？
你聽到他了嗎？
那個小屁孩說的對。
我告訴過你，如果 我告訴過你一次...
喲，那是丹尼·德維托。
我哥玩企鵝號。
[模仿企鵝] 男人， 蝙蝠俠在哪裡。 [咆哮]
我告訴過你一千，一千， 一千，一千次！
我們需要新的景點。
- 正確的！ - 新的。
嗯。
得到它？
大而閃亮的新事物。是的。
絕對的，先生。
看著我。看 在我聽。
- 顧客永遠是對的。 - [尖叫]
[兩者] 對。
他在做什麼？
他是。
但是對你來說太糟糕了，喲。 [顫抖]
[好的。
- 好吧，我們需要一些東西... - 哎呀！
我的錯。
- 我們需要一些東西... - [布普庫斯尖叫]
堅果。
瘋了嗎？
我希望你不會介意，但我 喜歡數電影中的屁股鏡頭。
那是一個。
- 古怪的東西。 - [Nawt] 古怪。
我們需要一些東西，一些東西， 某事，某事……
-我們需要一些東西- -魯尼？哎呀。
魯尼。謝謝你。
魯尼？
我是麋鹿！開槍！
是的！魯尼！是的！
現在你說。魯尼。
魯尼。就是這樣，就是 我一直在尋找的詞，魯尼。
- 獲得樂一通。 - 樂一通！
把他們帶到這裡。
先生，剛剛注意到，先生。
他們來自地球。
如果他們不能來怎麼辦？
你說什麼？什麼 如果他們不能來？
嗯？
- 製作它們。 - 涼爽的。
製作它們。
[磅]我們會得到它們的。
我們會得到 他們。對對對。
[人群歡呼]
賽博格的有趣事實。
45號是邁克爾的 高中球衣號碼。
罷工！
[歡呼，鼓掌]
穿制服很好看。
看起來很棒。不能這麼教。
教不了。
波多拉克！
波多拉克，過來。
- 對不起，我不是故意的…… - 過來。
是的先生？
我要你確定 沒有人打擾邁克爾。
我希望他成為 世界上最快樂的球員。
最幸福的。
滑塊。不要搖擺。
打擊三！
- 我告訴過你不要搖擺。 - 沒辦法。
我明白。嘿， 很高興和你說話。
[人群歡呼，鼓掌]
哇。大家都很支持 邁克爾三振出局。
我相信他們希望得到 從好推銷員那裡免費提供運動鞋。
我們不擔心。 我們不擔心。
- 幹得好，邁克爾。 - 出去，邁克爾。不用擔心。
不錯的嘗試。好熱鬧。
切得好，邁克爾。好剪。
那是一次罷工，邁克。那是 一個好看的三振出局。真棒。
我的意思是，你看起來不錯 當你罷工時，伙計。
當我罷工時，伙計， 看起來很噁心，伙計。
至少你看起來不錯，伙計。
[咕噥]
嗨，喬丹先生。
喬丹先生，我是斯坦...
[尖叫]
[斯坦呻吟]
哦，天哪。
[呻吟]
你沒事吧？那 是一個令人討厭的秋天。
是的。哦，我是斯坦 波多拉克，喬丹先生
我是男爵的新公關人員。
我是來做的 你的生活更輕鬆。
你要我開車送你去某個地方， 我會帶你去任何地方。
你要我接你的 洗衣服，照看孩子，
我會做。
我知道我認出了那傢伙。
那是來自的那個傻瓜 侏羅紀公園，喲。
我在這裡 親自擔保
沒有人會 永遠打擾你。
[人群驚呼]
朋友們，看。它 是聖誕老人。
哈哈哈。
那是什麼？
不掛斷。
[全部] 堅持。
為什麼樂一通在 地球的中心？
因為這是最瘋狂的地方 作家們能想到的。
- [驚呼] - 哦。任何。
- 誇誇其談。 - 涼爽的。
[都在尖叫]
[蟲子喘氣]
[埃爾默] 好吧，你 暴躁的兔子。回來。
嗬嗬。有我的男人Bugs。
我會和你在一起 在一秒鐘內，伙計們，
在我完成之後 自然男孩在這裡。哎呀。
好吧，討厭的wabbit。 我現在有你了。
這是一個有趣的事實。
兔八哥得名時 傳奇動畫師“Ben-Bugs”哈達威
畫了一個草圖 被貼上標籤的兔子
由他的同事 作為 Bugs 的兔子。
Elmer Fudd 是 原名蛋頭。
哎喲。
唔。
moi 的一小步！
- [全部]莫伊！ - 白痴山的一大飛躍！
- [所有人歡呼] - [尖叫]
還有一個巨無霸 Elmer Fudd 很頭疼。
小巧玲瓏。不是嗎？
- 我們尋找他們稱之為兔八哥的那個。 - 是的，兔八哥。
你看見他了嗎？
這個人在哪裡？
[Blanko] 他在嗎？
嗯……兔八哥。
兔八哥。說，他 有一雙又大又長的耳朵？
像這樣？
[異口同聲] 是的。
他會跳嗎 周圍這樣？
[異口同聲] 是的。
那麼，他是否說，“什麼是 起來嗎，博士？”像這樣？
[咀嚼] 呃……怎麼了，博士？
[異口同聲] 是的。
不，從來沒有聽說過他。
[齊聲] 啊！
你知道，也許在那裡 沒有智慧生命
在外面 畢竟宇宙。
♪ La Ta Tee La Da Da ♪
[磅] 等一下， 魯尼通先生。
啊哈！更能證明 這些書呆子是邪惡的！
啊，蟲蟲有點兒來了。
好的，兔子。
召集你的 Tune 朋友。
我們帶你去 載一程。 [笑聲]
完全。好的。 [笑] 所以，就像，我們要去哪裡？
我們到了嗎？
[Stan]啊，真的很抱歉 花了這麼長時間，但是，你知道...
[約旦] 謝爾姆，謝爾姆， 不要，不要擔心。
[Stan]...65 號出口不是 清楚地標明。這就像是...
[喬丹]等一下。抓住 上。就在這兒。
- [斯坦] 什麼，在這裡？ - [約旦] 是的。就在這兒。
哦。
那是MJ的房子嗎？
他必須使 微薄的薪水。
謝謝搭車， 舍姆。我很感激。
- 是斯坦，邁克。 - 對不起。
但這沒關係。你可以 如果你願意，可以叫我謝爾姆。
因為我跟著 你的整個職業生涯
- 我只是認為你是最偉大的運動員... - 斯坦！斯坦，斯坦，斯坦。
那是曾經生活過的。
把遙控器給我！我 想看更多的蟲子。
[達菲] 停止音樂！
- 頂級鴨子來了！ - 嘿！
天哪！它開始了，所以一個人
連自己都搞不定 濕漉漉的！
那麼，什麼是大緊急情況？
呃，這些小傢伙會 喜歡發佈公告。
給你，矮個子。
- [模糊的喋喋不休] - 好的。好的。
[清嗓子]你們，你們所有人，
現在是我們的俘虜！
看！我告訴過你他們 想綁架我們！
[都笑了]
[西爾維斯特] 哦！是 現在有大麻煩了。
我們帶你去我們的 外太空主題公園。
不騙人。
你將在哪裡成為我們的奴隸
並展出 為了消遣
我們的付費客戶。
哦，恐懼魔爪 我的乳房。 [笑]
好的。如果這些書呆子 非常友好，
那麼為什麼 Bugs 會被鎖起來呢？
他只是在做一個 小街頭魔術。
但他們只是打電話給所有 魯尼調整他們的囚犯！
這都是表演的一部分，喲。
我不知道。某物 有魚腥味...
那將是你的 呼吸，羅賓。
我們不是無處可去！
哇槍！
我們如何做這個 對孩子更友好一點？
這樣更好。
哦。
[都喘氣]
呃，沒那麼快，博士。
你就是不能轉 我們變成奴隸，
那會很糟糕。
你必須給我們一個 保護自己的機會。
哦耶？誰說？
- [Nawt] 誰說的？ - [砰] 為什麼？
那是另一個！
[錯誤] 等一下。
那裡！孩子們，閱讀並哭泣。
[Nawt] 這是什麼？
[所有]“給他們一個機會 為自己辯護。”
[咕噥]我們必須這樣做嗎？
- 它在規則手冊中。 - 這是。
好的。它在規則手冊中。
Uno momento！ 我們必須協商。
電子人有趣的事實。
這個場景是參考 到 1970 年的電影，巴頓，
獲得了最佳影片獎。
但是你知道2018年的哪部電影嗎
應該贏得最佳影片嗎？
好吧，部隊。
由我們選擇
一個為我們提供的戰場……
哦！ [結結巴巴]我明白了。
是的，私人豬肉？
[結結巴巴]我們怎麼樣 挑戰拼字遊戲？
說...我們可以 保齡球比賽。
[笑]
[口齒不清] 受苦的 Succotash！ 你們都怎麼了？
我說，我們有梯子，
等到老 女士走出房間，
然後抓住那隻小鳥。
- [喘息] - 哇！哇！
深呼吸，斯萊！
好，我們來分析 比賽。
唔。這是個好主意。
現在，呃，什麼是 我們在看這裡？
[西爾維斯特]讓我們看看。
我們參加了一場小型比賽 入侵的外星人。
小武器！短腿！
- 不是很快。 - 唔。
小傢伙們。
跳不高。
嘿！他們只是 描述了你，羅賓。
[諷刺的笑] 非常有趣。
[全部] 嗯。
我們挑戰你 一場籃球比賽。
好的。籃球就是！
- 籃球！ - 哦，男孩，哦，男孩。
好的！什麼是籃球？
- 那是什麼？ - 打敗我。
- 我們學校沒有那個。 - 我不知道。
- 什麼？ - 燈！
對不起！哎呀，對不起。
嘿！倒在前面！
[咕嚕聲]
[旁白]令人振奮的團隊運動 目前正在迅速普及......
遊戲開始了！
不好！
這邊！這邊！ 這邊！這邊！
沒事了！還是不行 把它放進籃子裡。男人！
貌似人群 沒有它。
從市中心......轟隆隆！
[旁白] ...協會。
精選最好的 世界上的玩家！
- 世界上最好的球員。 - 最好的！
[人群歡呼]
- [Bupkus] 對不起。 - [Nawt] 對不起。
- [Bupkus] 很抱歉。 - [布蘭科]對不起。
[Nawt] 對不起。
[砰] 哎喲！拿你的 腳伸出我的鼻子！
[Nawt] 安靜， 他們在找！
嘿！是籃球。
- 在哪裡？ - 哇！怎麼辦？
[Nawt] 嘿嘿！
有趣的事實。帕特里夏·希頓
出演過 情景喜劇，中間，
這是隔壁拍攝的
到的辦公室 少年泰坦加油！
- [磅]什麼？什麼？ - [Nawt] 她又在看。
- [砰] 關閉它！關閉它！ - [Blanko] 緊緊的。
[Bang 呻吟] 你 又戳我。
- 親愛的。 - 什麼？
我以為你會 今年獲得更好的座位。
這是我能得到的最好的。
我身邊的這個人
正在做某事 他的雨衣很奇怪。
流行測驗時間。
丹·卡斯特拉內塔（Dan Castellaneta）是聲音 哪個著名的電視假人？
如果你猜到了羅賓 你錯了！
羅賓一點也不出名。
親愛的，你願意嗎？ 讓我看比賽？
巴克利要殺了我們！
嘿！有人在殺人。
不，認真的嗎？
哇！一個殺手！讓我看看！
那裡！就是他。殺手。
- [Nawt] 他很大。 - 他很好。
他是我的！
[諾特] 好的。去接他！
[磅] 是的！ 小心！ [咕嚕聲]
- [書呆子呻吟] - [書呆子磅]嘿！看它！
來吧。回去防守。
為什麼人群不震驚
他剛得到一個 外星人在他的鼻子上？
你不能震驚這些 人，他們是紐約人！
[人群歡呼]
你在做什麼？
暫停！叫超時！
你這人怎麼回事， 男人？你在殺了我們。
- [砰]讓他進來！讓他進來！ - [Nawt] 打開！
[都] 開！
哇！他做到了。
我知道了！我得到了他的天賦。
極好的。
- 坐下，查克。 - 嗨，老兄。我很好！
- 查爾斯。 - 我沒事！
不不不不！我在玩 你的時間太多了。
- 我不累！ - 去看醫生。
親愛的，怎麼了？你沒事吧？
- 是的，伙計。 - 當然？
是的。
來吧，我們是 好的。你還好。
- 你沒事。來吧，我們走吧。 - 是的，伙計。
他接球 就像朋友羅賓一樣！
[咯咯笑] 用嬰兒的雙手！
[咯咯笑]
來吧，帕特里克。好戲開場了！
你們真爛！
爆米花！
好的。好的。
現在，你們中的哪個栗色
曾經玩過 以前打籃球？
- [模糊的喋喋不休] - 我有，教練。
還有一個重要的
戰略問題 我需要問你。
是的是的？
你怎麼看？
我有點偏愛 紫色和金色自己。
我的顏色更適合我。
- 一、二、三、四。迪斯科迪斯科鴨！ - 伙計們！漂亮的衣服，達菲。
[結巴]小外星人說 輪到他們使用法庭了。
好，當然。
讓小屁孩嘰嘰喳喳 把自己打暈。
可惜不能練習 越來越高了，男孩們。
[都笑了]
[布庫斯] 哇哦！
[都在呻吟]
啊!
[瘋狂地笑]
[咆哮]
[咕噥，呻吟]
[坏笑]
[咆哮]
[樂一通喘氣]
可容納！那麼你 伙計們有能力
竊取我們的才能
然後變成怪物 我們的版本？
這是正確的。
那你是什麼 等待？
是的，我們想看看什麼 你們看起來和我們一樣。
不不不。這個 是一個可怕的...
唔，別聽 給他。去吧！
好吧，如果你這麼說。
[咕嚕咕嚕的變身聲]
哇！噓，伙計！
[笑]
阿扎拉特·米特里翁·辛托斯！
就是這麼回事！ [笑]
這是驚人的...
哈哈！嗯？嘿！是什麼賦予了？
為什麼他們有酷新 天賦而我沒有？
[笑]那是因為 你被羅賓困住了
他沒有 沒有天賦。 [笑]
我也確實有天賦。 看一下這個。
和幻燈片，eeeyyy， 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！
[作嘔聲]
伙計，你得停下來。
讓我們得到 回到電影。
餵，小豬...
- 噓。 - [尖叫]
[結結巴巴]我弄濕了自己。
[怪物大笑]
是時候玩了 小籃球。
[大喊]
[樂一通大喊]
那些小屁孩 剛剛變成了超級巨星！
[結巴]他們是怪物！
Sufferin Succotash！ 他們是巨星！
看到了嗎，泰坦？他們是怪物！
不，他們是Monstars。
這就像一個整體 字母差異。
嗯，我想我們可能需要 一點幫助。
好的，小傢伙。
嘿，是比爾·默里！
我愛比爾默里。
- 那傢伙是我的英雄，喲！ - 英雄？
但他不 擁有超能力。
哦，是的，他有。
比爾默里的超能力 是比爾默里。
你是我的朋友，還是我的敵人？
你是我的朋友，對吧？
你是我的盟友。
經典喬丹對伯德！
那傢伙是鳥？
現在我看到了！
畫出羽毛
還有非常大的喙！
但我不確定如何 他產卵。
拉里伯德不產卵。
他上籃！
你是我的伙伴，
我的私人助理。
你是我的武器。
你將離開。
[全部] 哦。
- 好球。 - 哦，拍得好，默里先生。
[比爾嘆氣]
賽博格的趣事。
比爾默里的帽子被發明了 1880 年，羅伯特·W·巴頓 (Robert W. Patton) 創作！
誰曾經預測天氣 西雅圖時報。
[邁克爾輕聲輕笑]
- 不錯的嘗試。 - 不錯。不錯。
[比爾] 東西 你們都開槍。
- 打好，拉里。 - 盡我所能。
這是一個很好的鏡頭。
是的，我知道。
邁克，我要問你一件事。
NBA必鬚麵對現實。
發生了什麼事 這些球員是認真的。
他們需要新的 有天賦的球員，
技術嫻熟但從不真正的人 之前想過職業生涯。
你以為我中槍了？
來吧，真的嗎？
- 不。 - 別騙我。
聽著，這是男人的 遊戲，你不能玩。
如果我真的很努力怎麼辦？
你能忍住嗎？我是 試圖擊中這個球。
這是因為我是 白色，不是嗎？
不，拉里是白人。所以呢？
拉里不是白人， 拉里很清楚。
- 好球，拉里。 - 那麼遠？
進入這個球。
[拉里] 哦，你 小丑打不過。
這是我打過的最好的一球。
呃，高爾夫太無聊了。
嗯，當然很無聊。
這部電影有NBA球員， 太空外星人和樂一通。
如果他們讓場面更精彩， 觀眾的頭會爆炸。
你覺得NBA有 面對現實，不是嗎？
剛開始尋找 一些更具統治力的球員
在他們的地方 從來沒有看過。
只看球。
可視化拍攝 你想讓它去哪裡。
對對對。
成為球。
- 成為球。 - [邁克爾] 下車。
- 為什麼？ - [拉里] 你不能跳。
我……是的。繼續。
靠近引腳。
[比爾] 靠近 別針，吃晚飯？
- [拉里] 聽起來不錯。 - [比爾] 我會靠近別針。
- [邁克爾] 好的。 - 我會拿一些。
[比爾] 這還不錯。
[邁克爾] 這是一個很好的鏡頭。
下來！
看看那個旋轉。
嘿。從什麼時候開始 高爾夫球有磁性嗎？
來吧。
它還活著！
[笑，歡呼]
- [邁克爾] 我的第一個一桿進洞。是的！ - [笑聲]
- [拉里] 哦！ - [比爾] 別說了。
你以前見過這個嗎？
拉里?
無非就是 杯底。
- [拉里]哦，天哪，那是他的球。 - 是的，是的，這是我的球。
- 對不起。 - 等等。讓我來一張照片。
好吧，我們開始吧。 你會微笑。
你達到了……你達到了 接球然後你微笑。
- 好的？ - 是的。
你認為這很好。
- [邁克爾] 拍照吧！ - 好吧，好吧。
哦哦。
[賬單] 什麼樣的 相機是什麼？
- 只是一個普通的... - 請不要指著我？
- 並關閉鏡頭蓋。 - 我什麼都沒做...
他去哪兒了？
[尖叫]
有趣的事實......溫度 地球的中心是9,800度。
[邁克爾尖叫] 不不不不！
[尖叫]
哦，先註意那個 步驟，博士。這是一個真正的露露。
兔八哥？
嗯，你期待 也許復活節兔子？
你是卡通人物。 你不是真的。
不是真的，嗯？
如果我不是真的， 我可以這樣做嗎？
[大聲接吻]
啊! [吐]
哦，看。是邁克爾嗎？
是邁克爾！ [笑聲]
為什麼西爾維斯特在下水道裡？
他正在準備 伏擊翠蒂。
[吹覆盆子]呸！
好的，但是為什麼 塔茲在郵箱裡？
因為塔斯馬尼亞惡魔是 郵件篡改的第一大原因。
來吧，烏鴉。這個 不是火箭科學。
[塔茲] 籃球！
哦！我以為我看到了...
我做到了。我確實看到了邁克爾喬丹。
呃，對不起，喬丹先生。
我可以擁有你的……[結結巴巴]
請問你的約翰漢考克？
退後！讓 醫生看看。
哎呀！
有點高。
- 不。 - 下降。
- 嗚呼！ [笑] - [大喊] 不！
- 哦！ - [笑聲]
你認為呢 我們去兜風？
是的。
唔。
現在，讓我們看看是什麼 我們進去了。
[約德爾]
[達菲]說“啊”。
好的。
他沒事！
這裡發生了什麼？
為什麼，邁克爾，我想 你永遠不會問。
你看，這些外星人 來自外太空
他們想讓我們 他們的主題公園裡的奴隸。
呃，我們在乎什麼？
他們很小。所以我們挑戰 他們去看籃球賽。
但後來他們出現了 他們不是那麼小。
他們是巨大的！我們需要 打敗這些傢伙，
因為他們是 談論奴隸制。
他們要做 我們做單口喜劇，
每個人都一樣的笑話 永遠的夜晚。
他在抱怨什麼？
我知道喜劇演員會 喜歡那種工作保障。
娛樂確實是 最艱難的業務。
我們會像狂野的一樣被關起來 動物，然後小跑出去表演
對於一群低俗、眼花繚亂的人， 胖頭，幽默挑戰的外星人！
呃，我想說的是……
我們需要你的幫助！
是的，但我是一個 現在的棒球運動員。
正確的。而我是一個 莎士比亞演員。
[都笑了]
停止電影！
如果我笑得更厲害， 我會自己撒尿。
哎呀。
[偷笑] 那個蟲子 兔兔真是個瘋子。
你想看瘋子嗎？ 我們會告訴你瘋子。
[咆哮]
[尖叫]
[歡呼]
你們想看 更多的電影？
[全部] 是的！
麥克風？
邁克爾，我是斯坦。
是斯坦·波多拉克。
聽著，我需要你 現在出來，好嗎？
因為你有一個 明天棒球比賽。
我會看起來很愚蠢 如果你不出現。
你認為邁克爾沒事嗎？
男孩，我討厭 就這樣離開他。
我確定他很好。
我想他只需要得到 遠離那個斯坦角色。
天啊。他是 可悲，不是嗎？
拉里，我要給 我們兩個回到那裡。
- 我們沒有任何情緒狀態可以推桿。 - 我認為這是公平的。
是的。
加油，拉里伯德！ 去蝙蝠洞！
[模糊的喋喋不休]
看，我想幫忙，但我沒有 打籃球很久了。
我的時機已經不對了。
嗯，我們會修正你的時間。
看看我們的設施。
我們有籃球。
[Elmer] 我們有重量。
我們有球。
哇！
你肯定會的。
這個地方一團糟。
混亂？你擔心 有點亂？
這裡沒什麼 spit-shine 無法解決。
- 吐閃耀！ - 吐閃耀！
記住，孩子們，
當你的父母告訴你清理你的 房間，只是給它舊的唾液光澤。
[塔茲呻吟]
檸檬新鮮。
你們瘋了。
[結巴] 更正。 我們是樂一通。
因此， 獨家財產
和商標 華納兄弟公司
哈哈！另一個屁股！
嗯！
[喘氣]
[咆哮]
我在這。
我也是。
那傷害。
[咆哮]
這些人是誰？
嗯，嗯，記住小 我跟你說過的外星人？
哦。
你聽說過夢之隊嗎？
好吧，我們是平均值 團隊，懦弱的人。
胡思亂想的人。
- “笨蛋”？ - 我們是魔星！
M-O-N...
讓我們看看你得到了什麼，笨蛋。
我不再打籃球了。
[調侃]“我不 再打籃球。”
也許你是雞。
[模仿咯咯聲]
我說，我很像那句話。
你叫我雞？
嘿，過來。
- 哇！ - [咆哮]
[笑]
那會讓我做噩夢。
[邁克爾尖叫]
哦！看步法。
你相信嗎？
[邁克爾]哇！
走開!
[尖叫]
啊!
[磅]嘿，大家！
現在看看你的英雄。
[怪物大笑]
你們在做 一個大錯誤。
你們都洗完了...
- 禿頭。 - “禿頭”？
他沒有洗乾淨。 邁克爾是有史以來最偉大的。
- 住口。 - 嗬！
[翠蒂嗚咽]
我可憐的小腦袋。
你還好嗎？
是的。你還好嗎？
- 嘿！ - 哎呀。
[結結巴巴]你不害怕 其中，你是邁克爾嗎？
[咯咯笑，咆哮]
[喘氣]
讓我們打籃球吧。
[樂一通] 是的！
[喘氣]
你做得怎麼樣？
我，呃……我在修草皮。
哦。
[大喊]他在修草皮。
[模糊的喋喋不休]
有趣的事實......施萊辛格健身房是 以萊昂·施萊辛格命名，
誰是原始人 The Looney Tunes 的製作人，
健身房是仿照的 華納兄弟的舞台。
[吵鬧]
有沒有人來過 打籃球？
- 嗯，我有... - [模糊的喋喋不休]
我想試試 為球隊出戰。
嘿。
你好。我的名字是蘿拉兔子。
蘿拉？
[傻笑]是嗎？
你好。
呃，我的名字是…… [打嗝] 蟲子。
[咯咯笑] - [清嗓子]你想要 玩一點一對一，娃娃？
- “玩具娃娃”？ - 嗯。
在球場上……臭蟲。
當然。
- 哦，她很熱。 - [噝噝作響]
- 準備好？ - 是的。
- 我明白了，我明白了…… - [全笑]
妹子有點本事
是的？
永遠不要叫我“娃娃”。
的確，她不是其中之一
或這些，或​​其中任何一個。
- 查看。 - [笑聲]
嘿，很高興和你一起玩。
她……要走了？
是的！因為一個籃子 自動讓您加入團隊。
難怪他們 非常需要邁克爾。
- 哎呀！ - 好的。球在哪裡？
- 讓我們做一些練習。 - [Daffy] 是的，讓我們這樣做。
[咕嚕聲]
誰能藉給我 一雙運動鞋？
呃，運動鞋？
- [Foghorn Leghorn] 哦。 - 索維。
有人會有 去我家
拿起我的籃球裝備。
- 去你家？在 3-D 土地上？ - [邁克爾] 是的。
有人會得到 這傢伙是面具？啊。
無論你做什麼
別忘了我的北 卡羅萊納短褲。
- [口齒不清] 你的短褲？從大學？ - [Foghorn Leghorn] 喔喔喔。
我穿著它們在我的芝加哥 公牛隊每場比賽都統一。
[作嘔]
那麼為什麼邁克爾不能得到 他自己的籃球短褲？
打敗我。
我也是最失落的人。
我看過這部電影 一百次
我還是不知道 為什麼他不能回家。
好吧，我們在電影裡 我們甚至不知道原因。
嗯，我們可以上網，搞定 有關電影的更多信息。
[緊張地大叫]泰坦。 我可以和你談談嗎？
聽著。我認為這些外星人有 這個網站計劃了一些險惡的計劃。
不然為什麼還會這樣 這麼多年過去了？
因為它超級 驚人的。這就是為什麼。
但看！果醬中央。
他們可能正在使用這個 網站堵塞我們的電腦，
所以我們不能求救 當他們試圖取代我們時！
別再偏執了，羅賓。
現在讓我們找出原因 MJ不能回家。
[烏鴉] 嗯。開始了。
這裡說邁克爾 必須加入樂一通
因為他們 不會讓他走。
哦，現在我明白了！
為了防止自己 從成為囚犯，
樂一通必須 讓邁克爾成為他們的俘虜。
哦耶！這使得 總感覺，喲！
看！這裡說 邁克爾喬丹的律師
最初想出 Space Jam 的想法。
好吧，如果有人知道 喜劇，是律師。
好吧，泰坦。你 得到你的答案。
現在我們可以請下車嗎 網站在壞事發生之前？
還沒呢兄弟我要玩 其中一些經典遊戲。
[警報響起]
[驚呼]我知道！
這個網站正在嘗試 破解我們的電腦！
放鬆點，伙計。
電腦可能只是有 過時軟件的問題。
[大喊] 我們不能 冒這個險！
我們需要立即關閉它！
[呻吟，咕噥，驚呼]
他是死人嗎？
嗯，沒有。他還在呼吸。
偉大的！讓我們得到 回到電影。
[達菲口齒不清] 回看這裡臭臭的。
[錯誤] 哇！
- [達菲]哇！啊什麼？ - 我們就在邁克爾家門前。
- 我知道！ - [錯誤噓聲]
好，我們就這樣走吧。
[Daffy] 我說讓我們 那樣走！
[錯誤] 他只是從不學習。
[Daffy] 現在，讓我看看。
我一定非常非常接近。
- [低吼] - 母親！
[達菲鴨大叫，驚呼]
[蟲子唱歌]
不錯的挖掘。
[敲門]
好吧。我想知道 那可能是誰。
一閃一閃亮晶晶。
噓！每個人都在睡覺！
[嘆氣]我知道。
來吧！來吧！我們要找到 邁克爾的籃球用品。
現在，展開並 搜索這個地方。
是的，老爺。
[嘆氣]哦，兄弟！
我在這裡，在 我形態的巔峰，
- 給某種兔腦玩第二根香蕉。 - 是的，是的，是的。
唔。這可能很有用。
啊哈！
邁克爾一定很喜歡內衣 把它放在他的獎杯室裡。
[錯誤] 哦！他的一隻鞋。
[達菲] 不。沒有。沒有。
那另一隻鞋在哪裡？
[打電話]你在哪裡？
尤里卡！
來找爸爸。
[呻吟]
這裡沒什麼可看的，孩子。是 只是打破和進入。
真是個毛茸茸的腳。 你太笨拙了。
- 抓住，羽毛頭。 - 謝謝。
嗯，該走了。
我們得到了一切嗎？
[都] 短褲！
[錯誤] 在那兒？
好的，我會檢查的。
[咆哮]
我找到了……短褲。
[大喊]哇！
疼痛！
我就在你身後，伙計。
[BUG] 嗯，原來如此 沒有太讓人放心。
[Daffy] 可愛的小狗。
骨頭怎麼樣？
沒有骰子。
美味的節日火腿怎麼樣？
他不買賬。
- 我們不能談談這個嗎，羅弗？ - 下來，貝多芬！
哦！孩子們在這裡。
給我，查爾斯。
[褲子]
- 給你，蟲子。 - 是的！謝謝，孩子。
噓！噓！
[達菲] 壞狗！
那是我最後一次 與狗或兒童一起工作！
- [錯誤] 再見！ - [杰弗裡]嘿，你要去哪裡？
嗯，你看，
Looney Tunes 有一個很大的 籃球比賽來了，
而且，呃，你爸爸會玩。
好的！
是的！但不要告訴任何人。
這些是不是很奇怪 孩子們，就像，沒有反應
給一隻動畫兔子 和鴨子在他們的房子裡？
不，烏鴉。沒什麼奇怪的 看到一堆卡通人物
偷你爸爸的東西然後 告訴你什麼都不要說！
[斯坦]就是這樣！ 就是這個！ [抽泣]
我不知道在哪裡 你是，邁克爾，
但無論你在哪裡，你 顯然很享受在那裡！
不僅僅是花時間和我在一起！
你最好希望這個 喬丹性格
仍然知道如何打籃球。
[Bugs] 你和我都是，brudduh。
[Daffy] 聽著，怎麼樣 這是一個新的團隊名稱，
“鴨子們！”
請！
什麼樣的米奇 鼠標組織
會命名他們的 團隊，“鴨子？”
[達菲] 所以起訴我。 這只是一個建議。
[蟲子哼著曲子]
你做到了！
你變得強大了！去吧！
【豬豬口吃】來吧 上，伙計們。一分耕耘一分收穫。
哈！那是另外兩個屁股！
[理查德·西蒙斯] 我沒有 聽到！它是什麼？
- [Foghorn Leghorn] 加油！ - 現在搖晃它，- 繼續出汗！
誒，伙計們？
[全部] 是嗎？
看看最後是誰 準備玩！
讓我們看看我是否記得 這個怎麼做。
是的！
【說不清楚】
[憤怒地鼓掌]
邁克爾！
真的是你嗎？
[大喊] 哦！ [抽泣] 感謝上帝， 你沒事！你沒事！
喔喔喔。我很擔心。
來吧，斯坦。別 請抱我。
- 對不起。 - 你在這裡做什麼？
我得帶你回去。 你有棒球練習。
我不能。我在幫助我的朋友 在他們的籃球比賽中。
讓我說清楚...
一、邁克爾退出NBA 打小聯盟棒球。
現在他要放棄棒球了 免費打卡通籃球？
是的！他的事業真的 在這部電影中去的地方！
如果不打擾你， 它不打擾我。
我的意思是……讓我幫忙！讓我來幫忙！我 有幫助！我可以搭把手！讓我來幫忙！
[笑]你能做什麼？
嗯，你知道，我的意思是... 我可能不是很高，
但我很慢。
- 而且很大。 - 還有一個笨蛋。
我會做任何事， 邁克爾！任何事物！
- 任何事物？ - 任何事物。
過來。來 在這裡一秒鐘。
- 坐在這裡。 - [得意地笑]好吧。
好的沒問題。
好的！好的。 走吧，團隊！ [笑聲]
你知道，如果有人受傷， 我們可以看到很多分鐘。
我是啦啦隊長。
可容納。
所以大遊戲需要 在樂一通的土地上？
所以啊？
那麼，他們為什麼打電話給 這部電影Space Jam？
當果醬不 發生在太空中？
因為“樂一通登陸 星球的中部果醬”
沒有好的 敲響它，烏鴉。
[咕嚕聲]
是的！
[咕嚕聲]
打屁股！
[呻吟，咆哮]
[呻吟，喘息]
別擋我的路。
- 準備好？ - [全部] 是的！
我們走吧。
[人群驚呼]
[打鼾]
好吧，多克。準備好出發？
是的，是的，當然，當然。
暴動！
[清嗓子]
[用播音員的聲音] 女士們先生們
首發陣容...
調音隊！
[樂一通歡呼]
[Herbie] 身高 2 英尺 4 英寸，
來自地下的奇蹟......
塔斯馬尼亞惡魔！
- [人群歡呼] - [赫比]小前鋒，
站在閃爍的 三尺二...
“籃球界的萬人迷”。
蘿拉兔！
[人群歡呼]
[赫比]大前鋒，
“江湖騙子” 法院，達菲鴨！
謝謝你。謝謝！
非常有趣。讓我們都 笑鴨子。
[赫比]在控球後衛，
站立三尺三
如果你有四英尺 包括耳朵...
Tune Squad 的副隊長... “快樂博士”。
- 兔八哥！ - 謝謝！謝謝！
[嘰嘰喳喳]
現在
球員教練 調音隊的
身高六英尺六 來自北卡羅來納州，
他的皇家氣度，
邁克爾·喬丹！
誰？他是樂一通嗎？
呃……嗯……[清除 喉嚨] 也許吧。
[塔茲喘息]
你們準備好了嗎？
我準備好了 到架子上，傑克。
那些怪物會希望 他們從來沒有出生過！
- 伙計們，讓我們出去玩吧。 - [全部] 是的！
[赫比]挑戰者 終極遊戲
從白痴山一路走來。
哦，來吧！更多介紹？
放輕鬆，姑娘！
他們正在招人 為比賽大肆宣傳！
[全部] 是的！
[吟唱] 去吧，怪物們！去， 巨星！去吧，巨星們！走，走！
[咆哮]
你在看什麼？
[咆哮]
[喘氣]
[輕笑]
涼鞋。
[輕笑]
呃。啊。
準備好？
[布蘭科緊張，咕噥]
[磅咆哮]
我明白了，我明白了，我明白了。 我得到了球。我得到了球。
[砰]來了 通過，小男孩們。
他們認為他們是誰 是，底特律活塞隊？
[磅] 謝謝。 [咕嚕聲]
[書呆子] 是的！
一路走好，孩子們。
你看到了嗎 移動那個？
[砰]來來來 上，給我看點東西。
你有什麼？來 上，給我看點東西。
[Nawt] 你沒有手。
- [磅]嗯？ - [口齒不清] 哎呀。
鴨子！
[磅] 喲，D-up 在鴨子上，伙計。
[怪物] 是的！
- [怪物咕噥] - [奶奶] 哦。
- [怪物咕噥] - [斯坦和奶奶呻吟]
這遊戲失控了喲。
致電專員 戈登。給他打電話！
[模仿警笛]
天啊。
她敞開心扉。
[Nawt] 來吧，寶貝。 我開，我開。
打我，打我。 開學了，寶貝。
是啊。是的！
[咕噥]哈！
[怪物大笑]
[Nawt] 看屏幕！ 看畫面！看著他！
迎面而來， 朝你走來。
[磅]嘿，伙計，我要 讓他做點什麼。
[Blanko] 抓住他！
[書呆子狂呼]
等待。巨星 現在已經六點了
我們在第二個 時期？那是怎麼發生的？
因為這是 終極遊戲。
它超越了空間和時間。
顯然也是邏輯。
[氣喘吁籲，口吃] 拍得好，J先生。
嘿嘿嘿，來吧。來 上。回去防守。
[咕嚕聲]
好樣的！
喬丹！喬丹！
[全部] 紅燈。
餵我！餵我！
[口齒不清]餵你？餵我！
- [西爾維斯特呻吟] - [崔蒂] 哎呀。哦哦。
糟糕的小膩子！
[磅]我來 那個，謝謝。
在這裡，不要在家裡嘗試這個！
[咆哮]
- 哇... - 你要去什麼地方？
先生，我可以提醒您，
身體暴力是 明顯違反規則？
喲！
你訂的是原裝的嗎 食譜還是特別脆？
- 我們走吧。來吧。 - 我？
- 哦。男生。我準備好了。我可以做這個。 - 鼠？
你選了鼠標？
[抽泣]我喜歡籃球。 我一直很喜歡籃球。
- 你喜歡籃球嗎？ - [Blanko] 嗯。
- 你很大。我打賭你打籃球不錯。 - [布蘭科] 對。
我還小，但我會 真的，真的很努力
- 擅長籃球。 - 好的。
- 我真的會的。我總是很努力。 - 是的。
我媽媽說“盡力而為 在你所做的每一件事中……”
[呻吟]
[都喘氣]
[砰的一聲笑]
- 試著繞過我，娃娃。 - “玩具娃娃？”
- [咕嚕聲] - 哇！
- [所有人歡呼] - 你去吧，女孩。
永遠不要打電話給我...
[吹] “娃娃。”
她不是消費品！
- 好球。 - 謝謝，蟲子。
唔？你的防禦在哪裡，男孩？
我把你帶到了這裡。
打電話給九一一！ [咕嚕聲]
一塊餡餅？豬排？
- 一些冰糕，也許？ - [Bupkus 咕噥] 是的！
[英鎊咆哮]
[咆哮]
[槍聲]
半場。
[咳嗽]
打孔膩子。
- [Blanko] 我們比他們好。 - [Bupkus] 是的，伙計。
我們搞定了 上。還有一半
- 我們正在路上，伙計。 - [Pound] 我們得到了他們，男孩們。
白痴山，我們來了。
[嬰兒聲音]我們是 會成為奴隸。
來吧。伙計們。 抬起頭來。
又整了一半可以玩。
【魔星曖昧的聊天】
[怪物喋喋不休 隱隱約約]
[都喘氣]
是老闆。
[全部] 你好，斯瓦克哈默先生。
好的。
上半場還不錯 但我們必須堅持下去。
嘿，沒問題。
- 我們偷了... - 我們偷了人才，老大
從最好的 NBA的球員。
來自NBA？
而且很小，呃， 嗯嗯，外婆。
- 是什麼，拉里約翰遜？ - 住口！
[聞]
我聞到了什麼。
大概就是這麼噁心。
我們已經 玩得很辛苦。
- [Bupkus] 是的。 - 不是你，你這個白痴。
它是從這里傳來的。
- [嗅探，呻吟] - [磅]那個儲物櫃！
[怪物] 是的！
- 看！ - [喘氣，嗚咽]
是那個胖乎乎的男孩。
啊。
聞起來像間諜。
[緊張地笑著]
[吞嚥]你們 需要公關嗎？
- 我可以讓你變大。 [笑聲] - [邁克爾]看。
- 我知道我們失敗了。 - [Daffy lisping] 哦，是的，讓我們聽聽故事吧。
但我一直在這 以前很多次的情況。
- [Daffy lisping] 哦，這是一件作品。 - 我們仍然可以贏得這件事。
- 這還沒有結束。我們必須走到一起。 - [達菲吹樹莓]
- [口齒不清]哦，是的。 - 我們要相信自己。
我們可以回來 並贏得這場比賽。
[口齒不清] 是的，對。 那會幫助我們的。
[都喘氣]
[喃喃自語]
[口齒不清] 看起來 就像斯坦剛剛擁有的一樣
近距離接觸 帶有滅蟲器。
[喘氣] 怪物們。 巨星們！ [咳嗽]
[都喘氣]
- [Daffy lisping] 哦，那一定很痛。 - [邁克爾] 你沒事吧，斯坦？
[喘氣] 怪物們。
[清嗓子] 魔星
偷了人才 來自NBA球員。
[都喘氣]
[都在呻吟]
所以這就是 發生在那些傢伙身上。
[結巴] 我覺得 我們應該放棄。
- [全部] 是的。 - 聽。
我沒有被拖到這裡
只是為了讓我的屁股被鞭打 由一群醜陋的Monstars。
我不會那樣出去的。
我們讓他們 把我們推來推去。
[Bugs Bunny 發聲 和哼唱]
[邁克爾] 我們必須 反擊他們。
我們必須把它帶給他們。
我們必須做對 在他們的臉上。
- [蟲子嗡嗡聲] - 你說什麼？
你和我在一起嗎？
[打鼾]
誒，完了？嗯，很棒 演講和所有，博士。
嗯，你把它們鉚住了。
- 但是，呃，你沒有忘記什麼嗎？ - 什麼？
你的秘密。
[模糊的喋喋不休]
[咕噥]
哇。
- [口齒不清]哇！漂亮的三角肌。 - 一起玩。
呃，別再浪費了，邁克。 我們是你的隊友。
- [模糊的喋喋不休] - 秘密的東西？
[西爾維斯特口齒不清] 秘密的東西？
你不會抱 在我們身上，你會嗎？
不，我是說，我沒想到 你們真的需要它。
我的意思是，你太難了。 你很有競爭力。
我們也是雞 兒子。我們非常需要它。
- 嘿！ - 我可以喝一點嗎？
我想要一些那個。
- 如果我能... - [蘿拉] 是的。請問我可以喝一口嗎？
[口齒不清]你知道， 這違背了
他們教的一切 我在健康課上。
你想贏還是不贏？
喝光。
- [斯坦呻吟] - 好吃。
好的。我們出去怎麼樣 踢一些外星人的屁股，嗯？
我們走吧！怎麼樣 是吧？準備好？
[全部] 是的。
[優勝美地山姆] 走吧！
看看所有那些經典 樂一通角色。
有夫人頭龜身。
還有雞爪人。
哇，這整個 人群是怪異的，喲。
看起來他們只是動畫師
複製粘貼這些 傻瓜一遍又一遍。
[喘氣]我從來沒有 之前註意到了。
這個怪人來了 這裡，這里和這裡。
還有這些貓，還有 這個人，還有她？
這太瘋狂了，伙計！
好的。好的。對不起。 回到電影。
[咆哮]
[磅] 我開了！ [咕嚕聲]
- [錯誤] 通過。 - 嘿。
錯誤。
專送。
- [所有人歡呼] - [西爾維斯特] 太好了！
- 哇！噓。 - [書呆子噓聲]
[咆哮]
[喘氣]
嗯，不錯的 kaboom，Wile E。
又是用槍？
別擔心，爸爸媽媽。 我會照顧它的。
[Nawt，Bupkus 呻吟]
- [磅]讓我們給他們一個教訓。 - [Nawt] 啊，伙計。
[磅]嘿...
哦，伙計，看看那個。
[蘿拉笑]
好屁股！
[都笑了]
[Taz 吐口水，喃喃自語] 扣籃。
[布庫斯] 你不是 去任何地方，笨蛋。
嘿！ [呻吟]
- [結巴] 呃，上去。 - [磅]你是我的，男孩！哦。
- 猛擊！ - [輕笑] 是的！
你好！
賽博格的有趣事實。
Pepe Le Pew 最初是 取名為“臭”。
嘿，他分享了 與羅賓同名。
兩點。
[磅，Nawt 咕噥]
[呻吟]
[砰的一聲呻吟]
[口齒不清] 哦， 這會很好。
[吶喊]
喲，看看那個屁股！
- [全笑] - [公牛哼哼]
[咆哮]
[尖叫]
- 好的，小鳥。 - 哦哦。
- [尖叫] - [怪物喘息]
- [翠蒂咕噥] - [怪物呻吟]
[尖叫]
[咕嚕聲]
[吹口哨]
我要邁出 在外面呆一分鐘
呼吸新鮮空氣。 機器人，你應該加入我。
不，謝謝。我很好。
- 哦！ - 這不是一個問題。
好吧好吧。
這是計劃。我是 去搜查他們的船
- 當你在瞭望。 - 美好的。
[叫喊聲]
你在做什麼？你是 應該注意了。
是的，我正在尋找 這個很酷的宇宙飛船裡面有什麼。
美好的。然後幫我搜索 尋找線索
這些外星人正在計劃什麼。
他們沒有計劃 任何東西，伙計。
這裡只有 電影裡的東西。
啊哈！
或許他們的秘密在於 這瓶秘寶！
我不會那樣做的。
那水已經進去了 在那里呆了25年。
裡面有一個秘密 這裡。你會看到的！
[堵嘴]
必須揭秘。
- [嘔吐] - [顫抖]
好的。但我想知道 這扇門後面是什麼。
等待。上面寫著“不要打開”。
因為他們顯然 隱藏一些東西。
你是對的！
[呻吟]
哦！哦！哦！ [尖叫]
我是對的。
你會放棄嗎，伙計？ 他們沒有隱瞞任何事情。
那麼這個呢 考試椅？
我確定他們是 打算用這個
表演怪異 在我們身上做實驗，
- 就像更換我們的身體一樣。 - 無人。
那隻是達菲的椅子。看？
[羅賓尖叫]
我不是個臭小子嗎？
[尖叫]
哦，很好。他們回來了。
現在我們可以觀看 更多的電影。
好吧，伙計們，我們是 回到這個遊戲。
- 來吧，現在，讓我們進行一些強硬的防守。 - [吶喊]
你怎麼沒有得到這個人？
[Bupkus] 他是一名棒球運動員。
是的，老闆，棒球運動員。
看起來像籃球 球員對我。
我也是。
噓！他是我 想要白痴山。
- [模糊的喋喋不休] - 嘿。
你在跟我說話嗎？
是的，我在和你說話。 你想要我的一部分嗎？
快過來取。
[輕笑]
哦哦！
你有什麼想法？
我們怎麼提高 賭註一點點？
嗯嗯。
有趣的。
總的！
他只是吹二手 在邁克爾喬丹的臉上！
他是最壞的 所有的惡棍。
如果我們贏了
你給NBA球員 他們的才華回來了。
但是如果我們贏了呢？
- 如果你贏了？ - [Swackhammer] 嗯。
你得到我。
好買賣，老闆。
- [Nawt] 我喜歡這樣！ - 呃，醫生
你認為這是一個好主意...
[Swackhammer] 你會是 我們的明星景點...
您將簽名 一整天。
[怪物輕笑]
並與 付費客戶。
他期望如何 邁克爾要簽名
和打籃球 同時。
真的嗎？你還是 問問題，姑娘？
你現在不知道嗎 這些都沒有意義嗎？
是魯尼！魯尼！
交易。
[輕笑]
- [磅] 好吧！ - [Bupkus] 是的！
[Nawt 輕笑] 老闆 他不玩嗎？
我認為你不應該 已經做到了，博士。
我對我的團隊有信心。
粉碎他們！
[磅] 它在餵 時間，孩子們！ [笑聲]
[結巴]葉嘎，呃， 小蜜蜂，呃，小蜜蜂……
有屁股數 九點十點，喲！
我告訴你兄弟， 這場比賽太醜了！
哦耶！有 砍頭！
身體猛擊！
又一斬！一腳！
它看起來不太好 調音小隊，兄弟！
[達菲咕噥]
但是媽媽，我不要 今天去上學。
我想待在家裡 和你一起烤餅乾。
- [磅笑]這會很有趣！ - [蘿拉]我開！我開了！
蘿拉！蘿拉！小心！
- [大喊] 哦！ - [磅] 腹部翻牌！
這個屁股填滿 一半的屏幕，喲！
[磅呻吟]
[呻吟，喘息]哦，天哪！蟲子！
[人群喘息]
- 蟲子！ - 這是你的男人嗎？
[輕笑]
[蘿拉]你還好嗎？
我？哦，是的，我是 美好的。你還好嗎？
哦，蟲子……謝謝。
哦……沒什麼！
那是最好的事情 沒有人為我做過。
[親吻，呻吟]
[發出愛戀的聲音]
[嘆氣]
我需要休息一下 這種激烈的體育運動。
你不是在開玩笑，媽媽。
這一切的懸念 誰會贏
我的肚子打了個結。
我知道它是如何結束的 我仍然感到焦慮。
[模糊的喋喋不休]
哥們，氣氛不好。
我知道會發生什麼 安撫那些神經。
點心時間，寶貝！
幫助自己 無論你想要什麼。
[咕嚕聲]
[呻吟]
[咕嚕聲]
[大喊]
現在，這是我的！
嗯，花生醬。
[打嗝火]
[尖叫]
[掙扎] 我們走吧。
你能達到那些 請給我籌碼好嗎？
[嘲笑]自己拿。
但是你這麼高 你的手那麼大。
真的嗎？你是這個意思嗎？
你也是一個強有力的領導者。
我們可以欣賞某人
誰強迫別人 違背他們的意願行事。
你會成為一個偉大的書呆子。
哇！你真的是這個意思嗎？
- [Blanko] 是的，完全。 - [Bupkus] 哦，你會很棒的。
你聽到了嗎，泰坦？
任何。
你知道嗎？
也許你們不是外星人 畢竟這麼糟糕。
告訴你有 沒什麼好擔心的。
現在讓我們回到電影！
[重疊的模糊呻吟]
[Daffy] 我本來可以的 成為競爭者！
[埃爾默] 巨星們！ 巨星們！
[金縷梅] 清楚！
好的。我們需要第五名球員。
[Daffy] 嘿，教練，聽著。
你得到了 那個秘密的東西？
我想這是 開始磨損。
它沒有磨損。 那隻是水。
你們有“特別 東西”一直在你裡面。
是的。是的。我——我知道。
但是，聽著，你還有嗎？
- [Lola] 是的，我會得到一個雙倍的。 - [Porky] 我也可以吃點嗎？
- 斯坦？ - 是的！嗯，我？
- 你在中心。 - [笑聲]
只是保護大個子，好嗎？
保護他？保護他？警衛 他？我會悶死他的！
我會在他身上 像便宜的西裝！
我會在他身上 就像米飯上的臭味！
我告訴你，他要倒下了！
[怪物咕噥]
邁克爾，在這裡！這邊！
這邊，我開了！我開了！
[喘氣]來吧！來吧！
[磅] 現在，你得到了 它！拿個胖子
[怪物呻吟]
是的！
[人群歡呼]
[歡呼]啊哈！好球！ [呻吟]
[砰] 大佬煎餅。
哈哈！看他們做的 一個“平坦的斯坦利”。
[都驚呼]
[對著麥克風]讓我們 讓他離開這裡！
[偷笑]
哇！
[厭惡地呻吟]
天啊！
他是怎麼做到的？
哦，任何人都可以做到，博士。
甚至你。看這個。
看這個。
看？沒有汗水。
這是樂一通樂園。
還剩十秒？謝謝 告訴我……醫生。
我討厭做承載者 壞消息，你的空氣，
但如果你不 找到第五個玩家，
你的球隊將失去這場比賽。
- 現在規則適用嗎？ - 沒收？
準確地說，海拔先生。
沒門。我們會找人的。
[歌唱]♪噠噠噠噠- 噠噠噠噠！ ♪
哇哇哇哇！
我不認識丹·阿克羅伊德 在這張照片裡！
嘿！
也許我可以 的一些幫助。
那是我們的第五個人。
我們走吧。現在你可以 實現你的夢想。我們走吧。
好的。
- 好的。我們需要得到兩分... - 這就是我的看法。
- 鴨子... - 是的？
你把它踢進去 那個女孩兔...
- 是的？ - 在帖子中。
你把它倒出來 給那傢伙兔子。
- 知道了！ - 你把它轉給這邊的邁克。
- 比爾，比爾，比爾，比爾。 - 你去洞並主宰！
- 我們在防守。 - [Tunes Squad] 哦，是的。
[笑]哇，嗬嗬。 我不打防守。
- 典型的。 - 好吧，你得聽邁克的。
- 聽著。 - 有人偷球，
把它給我，我會得分 在時間用完之前。
- 不要失去信心！好的！ - 我不會。好的。
爪子和翅膀在裡面 這裡！好的！
我們走吧。
[人群歡呼]
這就是我出生的原因。 我在壓力中茁壯成長。
打擾一下？呃，呃，對不起！
呦呦呦。喲。輕鬆上 褲子，達夫。容易相處的人。簡單的。
對不起。嗯，默里先生，
有些東西真的 一直在煩我。
- 是的？ - 無論如何，你是怎麼到這裡的？
製片人是我的朋友。
剛來了個車隊 把我放下，你知道的。
嗯。出色地， 事情就是這樣。
嘿，你看這個，呃，善良 矮胖的傢伙在這裡？
[輕笑]
嗯。
[耳語]
是的。是的。哦。哦， 那挺好的！哦是的！
好吧，讓我們做 它！你這個鴨子！
現在，讓我們一起玩 公平的。這裡。 [呻吟]
喲，太空人，別噎著 現在！好啦好啦。
- [比爾] 來吧。來吧。來吧！ - 這是腸道檢查時間！
- [達菲大喊] - [磅呻吟]
[比爾] 這一定是我的。
[大喊]哇哇哇！
這是屬於我的。 我正往這邊走
- 我要走了！我要走了！ - 看左邊！看左邊！是的！
哇嗬嗬！永遠不要 相信地球人！
有什麼？
[蘿拉]邁克！ [咕嚕聲，褲子]
[砰] 得到 兔子！抓住那個女孩！
來吧！來吧！我開了！
我是……！
- 那是我的！ - 今天不行！
- [Bupkus] 嘿！ - [Nawt] 來吧！哦！
[Blanko] 來吧，伙計。
[比爾] 哇哦雛菊！嗚呼！
你是我的！
[痛苦的喊叫]
十二號助攻！
邁克，我開門了！
沒關係。
[咕噥，呻吟]
[呻吟]
[人群歡呼]
[大喊]
[全場歡呼]
[泰坦歡呼]
曲子贏了！！
這再次證明 邁克爾喬丹是解決方案
生活中的所有問題！
這是一個偉大的延伸 籃子也是。
你知道，你真的 掌握了一些技能。
你也許可以 去NBA打球。
[喘氣]謝謝，邁克。患病的 可能會引用你的話。
但我要拿 這次機會
退休 籃球比賽。
- 不，來吧。男人。 - 不。
不，我現在要退休了 這就是它的全部。
我要登頂， 不敗和解開。
事情就是這樣。
你繼續前進並慶祝 和你的隊友和...
不，來幫助我們， 男人。和我們一起慶祝。
不，我-我-我想，但我必須 馬上給我的膝蓋冰敷，好嗎？
他們要出發了。
- 好的。再見，伙計。 - 好的。再見。
你確定嗎？
是的。確實 當然。確實。
電影最精彩的部分已經離開 女士們先生們
謝謝你，比爾默里。 你是國寶
- 失敗者！ - [怪物齊聲]對不起。
扼殺藝術家！
他是真正的窒息藝術家！
讓每個人都被那種討厭的東西嗆到。
嗯嗯。那是不對的。
派對結束了！ 進入宇宙飛船。
你為什麼拿 是這傢伙的嗎？
因為他更大。
他更大...
比我們以前。
[怪物齊聲] 對！
你在做什麼？
[怪物齊聲] 哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦~
- 嘿！等待！ - 過來！
- 你在幹什麼？等待！ - [Monstars陰森地笑著]
不！什麼？嘿！讓 我去！ [咕嚕聲]
[模糊的喋喋不休]
[大喊]
[都笑了]
有它在你所有 時間，不是嗎？
[怪物呻吟]
不過有一件事。 把球傳給我，臭蟲。
你要給我的朋友 他們的才華回來了。
[異口同聲] 哎呀。
- 我們必須這樣做嗎？ - 是的。
- 這是交易的一部分。觸球。
[怪物抱怨]
[Bupkus] 哦，好的。
[Bang] 嗯，公平就是公平。
你去吧。觸摸它。
[怪物呻吟，大喊]
那太有趣了。
我覺得……微不足道。
我的衣服不合身。
- 真是一次旅行。 - [笑]我準備再買一個。
邁克爾！你知道嗎 幾點了？
[結巴]七七 十五……七十五，
七點一刻。
確切地。你有一個 五分鐘後的棒球比賽。
好的。拿著這個。
安全嗎？
是的。放在我的包裡。
有點...
我真的很喜歡 和你們一起玩。
- 你們有很多，呃... - [齊聲] 嗯？
- 很多，呃... - [全部] 是嗎？
嗯，不管是什麼， 你得到了很多。
[喋喋不休，大笑]
嗯，該走了。
- 蟲子？ - 呃，邁克？
- 遠離麻煩。 - 你知道我會的。
- [笑聲] - 過來！
- 哦！ - [呻吟]
[咯咯笑，喋喋不休]
[蘿拉嚎叫] 啊呼，呼，呼！
哇！多棒的電影啊！
你是對的，泰坦。
他們沒有來 來代替我們。
- 是的我們做了。 - 什麼？
為什麼你認為 我們是如此渴望
和你一起看電影？
我們以為你們 只是想掛。
不，我們想要什麼 是你的權力。
[輕笑] 我們無法相信 你剛剛把它們給了我們。
我們聽到了泰坦 是假人。
但我們沒有意識到 你是那麼愚蠢。
[笑]
[布蘭科輕笑]是的。愚蠢的。
好的。你玩得很開心。
現在把我們的力量還給我們。
你說對了！
[泰坦咆哮]
我們現在是泰坦了！
♪ 去吧！ ♪
♪ M-E-A-N，T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ 卑鄙的泰坦，我們走吧！ ♪
♪ 卑鄙的泰坦，去吧！ ♪
[大喊]
[呻吟]
我們在哪？
是我還是我 這地方似曾相識？
[迴聲] 看！
我認識那些外星人 不能被信任！
嗯，就是這樣，伙計們！
嗯，嗯，那是我的 線。呃，呃，那是……
讓開，寶貝。
讓明星來做這件事。
就是這樣……哇！
[書呆子齊聲] 就是這樣，伙計們！
我現在可以回家了嗎？